"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Determining "Your Type":A High Tech Approach

Do you think that technology can help with your social prowess?

  • Yes definitely, I've used it in the past

    Votes: 9 29.0%
  • No, what the hell does a computer know

    Votes: 12 38.7%
  • Not sure, but I'm willing to give it a try

    Votes: 10 32.3%

  • Total voters
    31

diablo

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I know what I like when I come across it... don't really see any point in having an online survey tell me what I already know, regardless of how correct it may be.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The TallOne

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Umm...

Perhaps you should give a clear walkthrough as to how to get to the online tests.

As even after I registered, I can't find them.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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It seems that Match.com has ceased it's ties (possible purchase) with True.com which was providing the test for Match.com.

True.com is still in service and has the test available on their site.
 

Ricky

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I will try this later, but for now I have procrastinated enough.

I have recently found a girl that seems to fit my compatibility very well (except perhaps for politically, but then again I dont' know many women as conservative as me. Kind of a difference between the sexes I guess).

Anyways it is very interesting.
 
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