Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
Helter
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Describe yourself in 1 word
- Thread starter diplomatic_lie
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
Antidisestablishmentarianist
Just kidding.
"Variety" lol... like Albertsons.
Just kidding.
"Variety" lol... like Albertsons.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
unique
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m4a1
Senior Don Juan
What's a word for saying that there are countless great words that describe a person?
TDOT
Don Juan
OK I THINK HE WON THIS ONE.
THIS ONE REALLY MADE ME LAUGH HARD.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
TheMainMan
Don Juan
good to see that Irony still has'nt made it into your country's lexis.
Mate, when your country have your own language I look forward to being able to criticise or appraise your use of it.
Until then just follow us Brits, as always.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
Throwed.
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
Determined
Alpine
Master Don Juan
Homosapien
SpeedRunner
Don Juan
speed 
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
seize_the_pattern
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DOGG!!!!!! "bow wow"
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AC/DC
Master Don Juan
Ugly