"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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gongxia649

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i have this female friend. had sex with her but never told her shes my gf. everytime i chat with her on msn and i asked her. how are you, she always says "not good", "so so". the point is she never says "im good.". then i always ask her why?. she says she doesn't know why shes sad.
why does she act like this? or thats how she is? i dont get anythihg.
can any MDJ respond to this question.

thanks in advanced.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The Juan and only

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I'll try to keep this as succinct as possible.

Don't become an emotional tampon. Don't try to solve all her problems for her. Don't supplicate/allow her to control you.

look, if she doesn't "know why she's sad" then perhaps she just wants some sympathy from her friend - to give herself an ego boost after her 'jerk' guy has treated her badly....or perhaps she's justs an AW who likes to play games. who knows.

maybe she's just a psycho.


The point is this:
Becoming a girl's personal councilor won't make her attracted to you...actually in most cases its quite the opposite.
 
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How many times have you had intercourse with this female ?

I would suggest you go and rail that again before its too late. That is why she is sad man, you haven't been satisfying her needs.
 

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Originally posted by Shiz Nizzle
How many times have you had intercourse with this female ?

I would suggest you go and rail that again before its too late. That is why she is sad man, you haven't been satisfying her needs.

2 times in 1 month and a half. stood her up 2 times...went to the movie 1.
 

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Originally posted by Shiz Nizzle
How many times have you had intercourse with this female ?

I would suggest you go and rail that again before its too late. That is why she is sad man, you haven't been satisfying her needs.
this is the correct answer

she also needs you to pull her hair and **** her ass

if she doesn't get better within a month, **** her harder
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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