"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Denied and confused...
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Scaramouche
Master Don Juan
And they say satire died with Oscar Wilde!
I think you are trying to be the troll, so far failing miserably, and most of anon will be shamed by your pitiful attempts.
I find you amusing. Come at me old ****, if you have the knowledge of using a PM. I hope this is not the best from you. (provided you are not some random troll with false info... If not, you are the most untalented troll so far.)
@Down Low
And wtf is that supposed to mean?
0/10 lol
Forum thread can be closed. I found the answer I've been looking for, thanks to everyone. Cheers.
OR
You can leave it open so Scaradouche and his boyfriend, can continue trying hard at being original and amusing. Who knows me might have few laughs.