"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Denied and confused...

Down Low

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Slots99 said:
И споделя, че си пълен задник, който се заяжда без очевидна причина, щом не можеш да си държиш кура изправен, не си го изкаравай на произволен човек, тъпак.
OK . . . the translation's coming in now . . . M5 says it's Vulgarian . . .

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Can't really find out your mission here, or what are you trying to accomplish.
I think you are trying to be the troll, so far failing miserably, and most of anon will be shamed by your pitiful attempts.
I find you amusing. Come at me old ****, if you have the knowledge of using a PM. I hope this is not the best from you. (provided you are not some random troll with false info... If not, you are the most untalented troll so far.)
@Down Low
And wtf is that supposed to mean? :D
0/10 lol


Forum thread can be closed. I found the answer I've been looking for, thanks to everyone. Cheers.

OR

You can leave it open so Scaradouche and his boyfriend, can continue trying hard at being original and amusing. Who knows me might have few laughs.
 
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