"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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hey DJ's quick Q

What does ESP mean?

is it ESP from psychology, which means extrasensory perception (like telepathy, predicting future stuff)

or is it an acronym for something else?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ESP is a reliable brand of electric guitars
 

AlexTheGreat

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ESP = Extra-Sensory Perception

basically, the sixth sense ... the ability to "read into someone's mind".

"ESP", if I'm not mistaking the context of your question, is just an excuse to take a guess on the chick.
 

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You can use ESP tricks in conversation with girls to keep things interesting.

example from Mystery:
"think of a number between 1 and 4... right now"
you would hold out ur left hand as you say "1", and would out ur right hand as you say "4". thus creating a spectrum from 1 to 4.
when you say "rightnow" you'd snap ur fingers at the position of 3 in the spectrum. and if you rush her decision, she would think the number 3(90% chance?). so basicly you've just read her mind.

1 to 10 also works(its mostly the number 7), but more chances for you to guess wrong.
 

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You get these second visions or dreams from within your body.


Like this.
When I was in 6th grade, the school told us something bad happened that's all we knew. For some odd reason, I felt this preminition that something happened to the WTC. No one told me, but I could sense for a split second the WTC were under attack.


I've had it with lotto numbers too. You just can't control it, it comes and goes as it pleases. It's weird stuff.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Man, I tried ESP games and if you don't pull it off with enough conviction you will look like an idiot. I have before
 
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