"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Deeptan tanning pills - anyone tried this?

Shiftkey

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LOL I also got Frosted Opal, but my ancestery is more than one of the selections so I don't know how accurate it is. I also have hazel eyes, which isn't a selection. The best part about tanning at the salon for awhile was that it raised my sun tolerance greatly. I can be outside for over an hour, no sunblock, and I won't notice a difference. And that's over a year and a half since I've gone to a salon. Before I tanned at a salon I would burn in 30 minutes. My skin is now really white (since I haven't tanned recently), but it's not as pale looking as it used to be.

If I spend about 25-30 mins a day running around outside, it takes about 2 weeks for me to see any change in my skin tone, and then it usually peaks and I don't get any darker. Which means I'm no longer ghost white, but have a healthier looking "whiteness" if you know what I mean.
That sounds normal. If you want to get darker, you need to stay outside longer as your sun tolerance increases.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I like how the link on the deeptan site with "contact us" is just a picture.
 

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Hey Shiftkey, those pills still look enticing, suspect as they may be. It would be great if you could take them for a couple weeks and report back :)
 
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