mahon83050
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Is having deep set eyes a good or bad thing?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Deep set eyes
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
jakethasnake
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DJBen
Master Don Juan
It's linked to small penis size.
Forget about anything you cant change.
Forget about anything you cant change.
DonJuanQuixote
Don Juan
LOL, HILARIOUS!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Alpine
Master Don Juan
Apparently it's very common in New Jersey. 
Short of major major surgery it's something you've just got to live with. The only thing is if you are very skinny it can look like you have sunken eyes.
Short of major major surgery it's something you've just got to live with. The only thing is if you are very skinny it can look like you have sunken eyes.
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
I have deeply set eyes. People are always telling me that I have very piercing eyes, but I think it has more to do with my personality that anything else.
This thread is stupid. Why did I even bother to reply again? Well, I've already written this much... guess I might as well submit it.
This thread is stupid. Why did I even bother to reply again? Well, I've already written this much... guess I might as well submit it.
Panda 2000
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I like cheese. Yup.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Dude don't worry about it cause someone out there finds even the wierdest traits attractive.
If there weren't people out there willing to fcuk people with sunken eyes then the gene for it would have been filtered out of humanity a long time ago. Don't worry about it at all.
If there weren't people out there willing to fcuk people with sunken eyes then the gene for it would have been filtered out of humanity a long time ago. Don't worry about it at all.
Kaine
Senior Don Juan
Sweet jeebus. Deep set eyes? Have you considered suicide?
Thank god I've only got a small p3nis
Thats ok I compensated for that with ab implants
Best thread ....ever
Thank god I've only got a small p3nis
Thats ok I compensated for that with ab implants
Best thread ....ever
thefonz
Master Don Juan
i don't even know what deep set eyes looks like, i'm lucky cus i have bright blue eyes and dark skin (indian/welsh genes)....my eyes are my best feature for picking up chicks, always gets a compliment
mahon83050
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Lucky bastard