Decode a Facebook Message?

[HeyPachuco!]

I log on to check my inbox and get a Friend Request Pending at 12:30am GMT

Inbox Message:

Random Girl: Hey, are you from ******* (My Hometown)

Me: Yep I am

Random Girl: Do you speak Portuguese?, did you ever meet up with anyonefrom ******* (Her Hometown)

Me: Yup, and yeah in like 2008 ?

Random Girl: A girl called ****** (her name) , and you brought one of your mates down aswelll for my friend?

Me: Lol, wheres this going?

Random Girl: Lol Haven't you clocked on yet?

Me: Tell me what we've done

Random Girl: F*cked

Now, wondering who the hell this is, I go onto chat to see if she's there. Shes on.

Me: Whats you're number, It's vanished

Random Girl: So you totally do not remember me?

Me: Give me you're number and we'll talk

Random Girl: Gives number

Few things strange here, she randomly knows where I am from, spot on. Then asks if I have ever met up with her, in her hometown? I've only met one girl from her hometown, but she came down to my hometown - Now I do not recognize this girl from adams! shes a HB6 with a gorgeous body.

Can anyone decode this for what it is? Is this a trick?

 

[Lion]

Ex-gf, stalker?

 

[HeyPachuco!]

Ex-gf, stalker?

I highly doubt it has something to do with my ex, nothing in comparison. I have been getting some Private Witheld numbers calling my phone recently, I actually look at the phone when they're calling and it rings out for atleast 5minutes maximum.

I do not have voicemail. I've done everything nerdy to check out this girl, she's a bartender from the looks of things, with a great body but a not-so nice face, she definetly gets around. Something extremely strange in all of this, since she asked where I was from, exactly that aswell.

I remember one of my mates going there, booked a hotel and met up with some girls in a club, but I doubt he would do something like this, no need. Unless hes trying to hook me up, but he isnt a friend of this girl nor does he know her.

Rekon I should ring her?

 

[HeyPachuco!]

man, guys I need you're help! urgently

Whats are some good comebacks? Me and this girl where habving playfull fun on Facebook, shes just upped the levels now by speaking in a 3-person situation:

I said she got the sack, broke up with her on inbox, then she said on my WALL - "what do you mean I got the sack! we weren't together in the first place...! "

No doubt for the nosey onlookers who don't know this is playfull banter will lower my value lol, how can I up the value with a comeback?

 

[sodbuster]

SACK as in FIRED,not as IN the sack. such a dirty mind

 

[HeyPachuco!]

SACK as in FIRED,not as IN the sack. such a dirty mind

Lol