"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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decipher her voice message she left me & what should I do from now?

montybrown

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Checked my voice mail and got this message from a girl I've been talking too:

Hey uh sorry i missed your call, um well how to put this the best way, I'm going through so many issues right now that i feel its best we don't talk for a while, it's not you, i know it sounds cliche but it's not you....I have a lot of figuring things out to do and I cannot be wasting time and having stupid problems with other people and yeah well please don't call me back, please don't text me or anything and um...whenever i want to talk to you ill give you a call but respect my choice and I'm sorry that i just have a lot of shyt on my plate right now and i just need to cut back on a lot of things so just don't call me anymore ok, bye.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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ouch. I think she told you what to do, so do that.
 

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dont call me anymore because my new boyfriend is getting mad about it and he never leaves, ever.
 

Jitterbug

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You're *this* close to getting a restraining order against you.
 

PrinceBeavis

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Unless you're stalking and neglected to tell us about it, it really isn't you.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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montybrown said:
Checked my voice mail and got this message from a girl I've been talking too:

Hey uh sorry i missed your call, um well how to put this the best way, I'm going through so many issues right now that i feel its best we don't talk for a while, it's not you, i know it sounds cliche but it's not you....I have a lot of figuring things out to do and I cannot be wasting time and having stupid problems with other people and yeah well please don't call me back, please don't text me or anything and um...whenever i want to talk to you ill give you a call but respect my choice and I'm sorry that i just have a lot of shyt on my plate right now and i just need to cut back on a lot of things so just don't call me anymore ok, bye.
I've had a dame to that to me monty bro, I feel ya, man. Funny thing is, she sees me in a better position now, and she follows me around these days, and I have to tell her to please back off. http://youtube.com/watch?v=9JDTAqsMNEM
 
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