"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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BigJimbo said:
American guys get off to trash. The older and thicker the better. Just go read the epic thread on FAT...uh...thick women. Or go read the thread on the tramp and the bastard child.
dude you are retarded. the **** you say is not funny and its getting old.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Buyers Remorse

DUDE U ALREADY CREEPED her out with get in my car...........OYE VAY.......if a chic is interested NOTHING WILL PREVENT HER FROM inviting you in.

U had her for a moment........as people ALWAYS LOOK COOLER ONLINE.......in person.......she was on the fence YET still interested........then........YOU BLEW IT!!!!!!!

and calling or texting........the obvious.........she has OPTIONS.......why get with you.....(shes unsure) when she has other stripper chics to hang with.

If she is online in a new city..........SHE DIDNT WANT TO LEAVE HER HOUSE.........cause of all the fanmail.

LESSON LEARNED.............move on
 

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COD said:
DUDE U ALREADY CREEPED her out with get in my car...........OYE VAY.......if a chic is interested NOTHING WILL PREVENT HER FROM inviting you in.

U had her for a moment........as people ALWAYS LOOK COOLER ONLINE.......in person.......she was on the fence YET still interested........then........YOU BLEW IT!!!!!!!

and calling or texting........the obvious.........she has OPTIONS.......why get with you.....(shes unsure) when she has other stripper chics to hang with.

If she is online in a new city..........SHE DIDNT WANT TO LEAVE HER HOUSE.........cause of all the fanmail.

LESSON LEARNED.............move on
I think thats the problem with you people... You think everything is a mess-up and you "Move-On".. PERSISTANCE Goes far and gets you closer if you do it right.. You dont have to tell me to move-on.. When I really dont care about this chick

I moved on when I broke up with my EX, This girl is just another chick I wanna bang.. Honestly, I dont care if she calls me back or texts me, It would be nice if she does, and Thats why I am here for the advice sake of some people that know the game better than me... However, I moved on before this chick even knew me...
 

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You got this woman on a goddam pedestal and she knows it.

For strippers and women you meet in clubs, call the next damn day so she don't forget about you!

Listen to Lynch! Women always have lots of options, no matter how old or ugly they may be. I hope you piqued her interest level high enough from the get go.

Lesson learned I hope.

Case closed.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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She sees you got not money to be her sugar daddy, so all interest is out the window.
 

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Slick101 said:
I think thats the problem with you people... You think everything is a mess-up and you "Move-On".. PERSISTANCE Goes far and gets you closer if you do it right.. You dont have to tell me to move-on.. When I really dont care about this chick

I moved on when I broke up with my EX, This girl is just another chick I wanna bang.. Honestly, I dont care if she calls me back or texts me, It would be nice if she does, and Thats why I am here for the advice sake of some people that know the game better than me... However, I moved on before this chick even knew me...

No, the problem with this forum is that people are told exactly what is happening, and because its not what they want to hear, they start talking sh1t. She's not showing ANY sort of interest.

Yes, persistence is encouraged, IN PERSON. This chick's not even addressing you face to face (or over the phone, for THAT matter).

But whatever man, I guess you know more about this than the rest of the people here. Which makes me wonder, why did you ask in the first place...
 

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2crudedudes said:
No, the problem with this forum is that people are told exactly what is happening, and because its not what they want to hear, they start talking sh1t. She's not showing ANY sort of interest.

Yes, persistence is encouraged, IN PERSON. This chick's not even addressing you face to face (or over the phone, for THAT matter).

But whatever man, I guess you know more about this than the rest of the people here. Which makes me wonder, why did you ask in the first place...
The reason I asked is because, I dont think I know everything like all these people claim they do. Some give good advice such as ROCKY... Which I wouldnt have thought of...

But honestly I think I know what I'll do.. Ill either use Rockys advice OR Something else I got planned!
 

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f283000 said:
Would she have gotten in the car for a ride if he had been driving o i don't know a bmw m3?

To get strippers you either need to have lots of money or to be a real a**hole. Nice guys need not apply.
Or be strikingly handsome/ have access to drugs/ be seen getting out of a Ferrari or something along those lines. AFC's need not apply.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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