"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dealing with an aggressive hot girl at a campout

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Hopefully this makes sense, I'm writing at 3AM after drinking a bit.

There's this girl who I've went to school with for the last 3 years. She's uber hot, but I haven't really been interested in her at all that much. Too busy being a frigging genius at school.

Anyways, fast forward, today/last night was grad camp-out (very few people actually stayed to camp out) I was sitting with my friends when all of a sudden uber hot girl comes up and pushes me over so I'm on my back and then (lightly) slaps me across the face and goes on about how rude I am (this is totally random, I didn't initiate or provoke anyone, and although I was pretty rude to her for the whole year, I hardly talked to her that day or for about the whole week before).

So basically I'm on the ground on my back (willingly, not making any attempt to get up) with this hot girl with each of her feet beside my hips (so she's standing right over my pelvis pretty much). Halfway through her rant, I thought about getting up, telling her to stfu and dismissing her, but I was half drunk and lazy and the view was too nice.

So I'm basically just wondering if I should have gotten up and put her in her place instead of just lying on the ground and enjoying the view. Was I giving up power to her in not doing so? Just fyi, I'm not really interested in her, just wondering if I shoulda manned up and not take her crap. My friends were there and I didn't really wanna come off looking like an ******* for being mean.

Or if I'm just looking far too much into it.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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CompleteShift said:
I was sitting with my friends when all of a sudden uber hot girl comes up and pushes me over so I'm on my back and then (lightly) slaps me across the face and goes on about how rude I am (this is totally random, I didn't initiate or provoke anyone, and although I was pretty rude to her for the whole year, I hardly talked to her that day or for about the whole week before).

So basically I'm on the ground on my back (willingly, not making any attempt to get up) with this hot girl with each of her feet beside my hips (so she's standing right over my pelvis pretty much). Halfway through her rant, I thought about getting up, telling her to stfu and dismissing her, but I was half drunk and lazy and the view was too nice.
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You should said something like 'ok missy I've had just enough of your nonsense' and wrestled her to the ground and tortured her with some slap and tickle. This is what she wanted, trust me. As it is you kinda blew it.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?p=946079#post946079
 
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I would've simply just smiled at her. She'll most likely wonder what you're smiling at. Then just comment on the nice view. It'll let her know that you aren't really giving a sh*t about what shes saying.
 
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LOL! Don't get up and tell her to stfu. Why would you do that?

You don't get what she was really doing?

Wow.. see.. this is common sense that guys who would have never come on this site would understand right away.

Nighthawk is on it %100. You don't need to come on this site to know that. If she really didn't like you she would not have jumped on you in the first place, she would of pretended you didn't exist.

You should have grabbed her and play fight with her. She would have wanted it so bad after that.

She was never giving you crap, she was giving a HUGE HUGE HUGE indication of interest there and you ****ed it up.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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dannowillbookem said:
hahaha. get up and tell her to stfu. thats would be funny.
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It would be hilarious. :crackup:

But I don't think that's what he would really want.
 
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You just missed a golden opportunity of a C&F! I would have said...

- (Depending on the color of her undies) Man BLUE is my favorite color!
- You know there's otherways to show me your panties? smile
- Dang you like to play rough don't you? :p wink

DO NOT get mad at chicks they hate it and they end up throwing a fit! It's better for you to get up and push her back onto the ground than telling her to STFU.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I would have said "Why are you so mad? Did we have sex or something?"
 
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Aggressive? Knock her ass out.
 
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I would have picked her up and held her upside down/oiver my shoulder or something.
 
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