"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Dealing with a girl that doesn't get jokes?

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I've been tryin to befriend a girl and when I talk to her, I try to be myself. Im one of those guys who doesn't take a lot seriously and just jokes around a lot. So when I say some wise-ass remark or joke, she just doesn't get it. Like she either doesn't say anything, or just says "Oh yeah" and brushes it off. Now, I dunno what to do because thats who I am. I am the sarcastic guy who just tries to lighten the mood. Anyone else had this type of problem before. I mean, I am not going to change or anything. I was just wondering other people's view point on sarcastic people.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I find that even my corny comments will get a laugh out of a girl who's interested. Maybe she senses that you're "trying" to entertain her and she isn't really receptive because of her interest level. I also know that some people have a different kind of humor they relate to. Me and my friends laugh and make fun of "really" stupid things, and some people just don't get it. Me and my friends can make each other laugh to the point of exhaustion......some people understand and some don't.
 
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Maybe she's just stupid and sarcasm evades her... I've found some girls just don't get anything and then beg you to explain it to them... which of course totally ruins the joke.

In which case I totally ditch them because it's so hard to build any rapport with someone you can't communicate with.

~Zappa
 
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Girls like that are morons. Tell the jokes if it makes you happy. If she "doesn't get it"...who cares?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Try digging in her life stories. Ask her about feelings of certain things. Have a deep conversation with her. Make jokes when the time is right, or sometimes when she asks about yourself. You don't want to tell her your life stories, just make a joke, be mysterious and make her laugh at the same time.


Joking around all the time will make you look immature.
 
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^^^

Ditto, even if she is a bit thick, generally you don't want to joke around too much, this is definately spanner territory.

And, as you are a lonely guy, you are clinging to a dimwitt because you have oneitis.

You can't change her, but you can change yourself.
 
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Next time she opens her mouth and it about to say "Oh yeah" quickly unzip your pants and stick your **** in her mouth :D



Originally posted by LonelyGuy2k4
I've been tryin to befriend a girl and when I talk to her, I try to be myself. Im one of those guys who doesn't take a lot seriously and just jokes around a lot. So when I say some wise-ass remark or joke, she just doesn't get it. Like she either doesn't say anything, or just says "Oh yeah" and brushes it off. Now, I dunno what to do because thats who I am. I am the sarcastic guy who just tries to lighten the mood. Anyone else had this type of problem before. I mean, I am not going to change or anything. I was just wondering other people's view point on sarcastic people.
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Originally posted by LonelyGuy2k4
I've been tryin to befriend a girl and when I talk to her, I try to be myself. Im one of those guys who doesn't take a lot seriously and just jokes around a lot. So when I say some wise-ass remark or joke, she just doesn't get it. Like she either doesn't say anything, or just says "Oh yeah" and brushes it off. Now, I dunno what to do because thats who I am. I am the sarcastic guy who just tries to lighten the mood. Anyone else had this type of problem before. I mean, I am not going to change or anything. I was just wondering other people's view point on sarcastic people.
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1. Be yourself. YES, but always remember that the underlying purpose of your interaction with a woman is to CREATE ATTRACTION. Do you know how to create attraction while being yourself? Just being yourself usually doesn't work.

2. "wise-ass" jokes aren't funny.
 
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Re: Re: Dealing with a girl that doesn't get jokes?

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Next time she opens her mouth and it about to say "Oh yeah" quickly unzip your pants and stick your **** in her mouth :D
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lol, I can see it working!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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she isn't trusting

she probably does not trust you much.
when a girl likes you, she laughs at ANYTHING that can be laughed at, even if it's haha isn't that dog funny? etc.

Don't try to hard to be funny, take it slowly, if she seems to somewhat like you, if not give up after a while and move on. why waste valuable time when you can be talking to someone of your interest level.
 
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If they don't laugh... then why do you want to be with them?
So they can stare at you and say:
Huh? What do you mean? I don't get it.

Like Joe Pesci says in the movie Casino:

Fu*k 'em
 
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am I funny like a clown? Do I amuse you? Funny how?

Listen man,

Dump this hizzoe.

I have dated so many women and all of them laugh at dumb sh*t.
If a girl likes you she will laugh at anything.
Why wrestle with the wind? Why try to grasp
an oiled rod?
Seems to me like you enjoy this.
I am like that in some ways, I enjoy a big challenge but it gets to a point where enough is enough.
 
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