Yeah.. Brandi from the show, I got her number... really amazing what professional make up artist and camera men can do to make a chick look really hot when in actuality they are barely average Makes you wonder how many celebs are dogs behind their make up.
So I was at the mall today, chillaxin, you know window shopping for shiit my broke college ass can't afford when my boy grabs me and points out a chick in the sunglass hut telling me she is peepin at me pretty hard. I laugh bc the biitch really is not fine at all. She has a fat(not phat) ass and some weird freckle mole @#%$ all over her face. I ignore it then my boy grabs me again and tells me to look at her harder...its the chick from my big fat obnoxious fiance!
Ohhhhhhh boy, this is going to be fun. She is looking at an about 400 dollar pair of armani sunglasses, so I pop in next to her casually....
dc: hey those are some expensive sunglasses you're buying there, you must make alot of money
her: uhh yeah i do alright
dc: thats awesome, i need someone to take care of me because i dont like to work
her: haha omg really
dc: yeah i'd much rather chill at home watching tv or something
her: hah what do you watch?
dc: you know, sharon osbourne, chappelle, real world, whatever lame reality show is on at the time.
her: hahah *nervous* uhhh....
dc: hey i gotta run but since you make so much money you can buy me coffee sometime right?
her: haha we can work it out
i hand her my phone, she inputs her number, i take a step back and in the middle of the store point at her, look at my boy and go "HEY ITS THE CHICK FROM THE SHOW RIGHT?" she looks all nervous and is like "omg... yeah heh uhh..."
Then I did what everybody in America wanted to do....
I laughed in her face.
So I was at the mall today, chillaxin, you know window shopping for shiit my broke college ass can't afford when my boy grabs me and points out a chick in the sunglass hut telling me she is peepin at me pretty hard. I laugh bc the biitch really is not fine at all. She has a fat(not phat) ass and some weird freckle mole @#%$ all over her face. I ignore it then my boy grabs me again and tells me to look at her harder...its the chick from my big fat obnoxious fiance!
Ohhhhhhh boy, this is going to be fun. She is looking at an about 400 dollar pair of armani sunglasses, so I pop in next to her casually....
dc: hey those are some expensive sunglasses you're buying there, you must make alot of money
her: uhh yeah i do alright
dc: thats awesome, i need someone to take care of me because i dont like to work
her: haha omg really
dc: yeah i'd much rather chill at home watching tv or something
her: hah what do you watch?
dc: you know, sharon osbourne, chappelle, real world, whatever lame reality show is on at the time.
her: hahah *nervous* uhhh....
dc: hey i gotta run but since you make so much money you can buy me coffee sometime right?
her: haha we can work it out
i hand her my phone, she inputs her number, i take a step back and in the middle of the store point at her, look at my boy and go "HEY ITS THE CHICK FROM THE SHOW RIGHT?" she looks all nervous and is like "omg... yeah heh uhh..."
Then I did what everybody in America wanted to do....
I laughed in her face.
