"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Daughter picks date for her mom

Robert28

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Wait until you see WHO she picks. You won’t be amazed. But it will show you that all women are the same, no matter the age.

 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Not surprised really.. I was gonna pick him or the other Jonas bro/Nickelodeon looking guy.

I think if the mom could have chose it would have been the Asian guy or the bigger black guy.
 

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Not surprised really.. I was gonna pick him or the other Jonas bro/Nickelodeon looking guy.

I think if the mom could have chose it would have been the Asian guy or the bigger black guy.
Yes. The daughter will pick the hair-maxxed guys. The mom might be more drawn to super masculine looking dudes that you mentioned.
 

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She deleted the receding hairline guys first.
I don’t understand why women don’t understand that them having a kid is viewed the same way they see a guy with a receding hairline.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I dated a chick whose 25 year old son lived with her. I asked her what he did for a living and she said "He's a gamer". In other words he plays video games and jerks off all day. I knew then it was time to move on. She actually wasn't bad otherwise but I'm not paying for her loser son to live with us for the rest of our lives. She will have to settle for either a dirt bag or live the rest of her life alone all because she is unwilling or unable to hold her son accountable for his actions.
 

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I dont understand why men even watch this crap let a lone worrying about what she thinks of my decision about her kid but society has helped the beta captain save a ho and her kids think this shyts normal.
I talked to a guy who is expected to tolerate his girls 19 year old son to not be able to keep his feces off the toilet seat while shytting.

THATS the state of the men in our country.
Women hate being called out and shamed for bad behavior. Well, most women. Staying silent about single moms and their weird demands is taken as acceptance and it shouldn’t be.
 
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