Dating different women with different colored hair!!! (It's a Pain!)

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

spiegel549

Senior Don Juan

Mar 1, 2016

I never realized how much of a pain in the azz this could be but I am seeing two main plates on the regular and ones a blonde, the other has black hair. I had the one with the black hair over last and she had this gold dress on and 3 days later I am STILL finding her hair and gold flakes everywhere haha. I have vacuumed, changed the bed sheets, swept the floors etc.

I can not have the blonde over and have her finding long azz black hair and gold flakes LOL.

Any funny stories to share about this? Tips?

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.