Dating an ex-wife of Mafioso?

[LoneRanger]

Ok. I need a slap in the face here.

I met a divorced woman at her mansion tonight. We watched two movies then went to bed.

She is divorced from her hubby after 12 years of greif and I just f**ked her tonight.

After the s*x she mentioned in bed conversation that her ex is Mafioso.

Me oh my! What shall I do?

Let the comments roll fellas!

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Lone Ranger,
Where is Tonto when you need him?Bluddy Typical....Maybe Plastic Surgery and a one way ticket to Mexico?

 

[edger]

Ok. I need a slap in the face here.

I met a divorced woman at her mansion tonight. We watched two movies then went to bed.

She is divorced from her hubby after 12 years of greif and I just f**ked her tonight.

After the s*x she mentioned in bed conversation that her ex is Mafioso.

Me oh my! What shall I do?

Let the comments roll fellas!

I'm gonna assume she's hot. Am I right?

 

[LoneRanger]

I'm gonna assume she's hot. Am I right?

Used to be hot. About 10 years off from hot but still very good looking.

 

[edger]

Used to be hot. About 10 years off from hot but still very good looking.

How did you pull this one?

 

[LoneRanger]

How did you pull this one?

I'd rather not say.

 

[Juando]

Me oh my! What shall I do?

Volunteer for the bomb defusing squad in Iraq.
It would be safer than your current mission.

 

[vitor]

Did she mention his name or just say that he used to do this? Find out who he is. How does she pay for the mansion? DOes she work? DO a little investigating.....

 

[romangod]

I met a divorced woman at her mansion tonight.

After the s*x she mentioned in bed conversation that her ex is Mafioso.

Me oh my! What shall I do?

Let the comments roll fellas!

I've got to give you credit. Meeting women in their own homes takes a lot of balls. Didn't she ask what you were doing in her house?


Secondly, you shouldn't be listening to conversations she's having with her bed.



My guess is your cement boots are being measured. Say your "good-byes".


Cheers!

 

[LoneRanger]

I've got to give you credit. Meeting women in their own homes takes a lot of balls. Didn't she ask what you were doing in her house?

She invited me over.

I guess I don't have much to worry about. Her ex's former last name was Capone. The family had it changed a generation ago.

He is Al's brother's great grandson. She is explaining to me right now that the Capone family no longer has power and the ones that did liked her but are dead.

She is well liked by what is left of the family and her ex is considered to be a punk and a chicken.

I will tread lightly. It may work out in my favor. We will see.

 

[mackdaddy27]

good luck ..

 

[guru1000]

I wouldn't worry about it. All you have left on the street are cardboard gangsters. The real guineas were locked up a decade ago.

Worse case scenario is a bullet hole in your leg if they don't miss.

 

[Bible_Belt]

If they have no power, then how did she get that mansion? Is it really his mansion that she got in the divorce? Does she have a real career, or was she just a housewife?

Last names aside, if another guy thinks you are doing his wife in his house, he will not be pleased. btw, recently divorced men tend to still think of their wives as wives for a lot longer than their former other halves think of them as husbands. OJ killed his ex because he saw her new younger boyfriend riding around town in the convertible he bought for her, sleeping in his house, and fvcking his wife.

Even if there is no mafia connection, the guy is still not going to be happy with you. Watch your back.

 

[Solomon]

I wouldn't worry about it. All you have left on the street are cardboard gangsters. The real guineas were locked up a decade ago.

Worse case scenario is a bullet hole in your leg if they don't miss.

hahahhaa

 

[LoneRanger]

"Damaged goods" is an understatement.

She was a chemist for Dow Chemacle and has a couple of master degrees. Was going to be a marine biologist and study sharks until she got married.

No employment now. None at all. Not employable.

I don't think her hubby wants her or likes her at all. He beat and abused her frequently. However, I will keep my eyes out for any more warning signs.

In the mean while, I am spinning another plate.

 

[Julian]

Haven't you seen fking Casino.

HAS DENIRO TAUGHT YOU NOTHING!?!!?!

lol seriously tho.

Would not hit.

 

[picard]

mafioso guys tend to be jealous. You should stay away from their women unless you want to float down the river at night.

 

[vitor]

I think he is swimming with the fishes guys....

 

[LoneRanger]

Nope. Still here among the living.

We are going out to lunch in an hour and I will bring up the subject again if I can smoothly fit it in.

 

[romangod]

Nope. Still here among the living.

We are going out to lunch in an hour and I will bring up the subject again if I can smoothly fit it in.

How do we know it's really you? :trouble:


Cheers!