"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dating an ex-wife of Mafioso?

LoneRanger

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Ok. I need a slap in the face here.

I met a divorced woman at her mansion tonight. We watched two movies then went to bed.

She is divorced from her hubby after 12 years of greif and I just f**ked her tonight.

After the s*x she mentioned in bed conversation that her ex is Mafioso.

Me oh my! What shall I do?

Let the comments roll fellas!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Dear Lone Ranger,
Where is Tonto when you need him?Bluddy Typical....Maybe Plastic Surgery and a one way ticket to Mexico?
 

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LoneRanger said:
Ok. I need a slap in the face here.

I met a divorced woman at her mansion tonight. We watched two movies then went to bed.

She is divorced from her hubby after 12 years of greif and I just f**ked her tonight.

After the s*x she mentioned in bed conversation that her ex is Mafioso.

Me oh my! What shall I do?

Let the comments roll fellas!
I'm gonna assume she's hot. Am I right?
 

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LoneRanger said:
Used to be hot. About 10 years off from hot but still very good looking.
How did you pull this one?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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LoneRanger said:
Me oh my! What shall I do?
Volunteer for the bomb defusing squad in Iraq.
It would be safer than your current mission.
 

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Did she mention his name or just say that he used to do this? Find out who he is. How does she pay for the mansion? DOes she work? DO a little investigating.....
 

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LoneRanger said:
I met a divorced woman at her mansion tonight.

After the s*x she mentioned in bed conversation that her ex is Mafioso.

Me oh my! What shall I do?

Let the comments roll fellas!


I've got to give you credit. Meeting women in their own homes takes a lot of balls. Didn't she ask what you were doing in her house?


Secondly, you shouldn't be listening to conversations she's having with her bed.



My guess is your cement boots are being measured. Say your "good-byes".


Cheers!
 

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romangod said:
I've got to give you credit. Meeting women in their own homes takes a lot of balls. Didn't she ask what you were doing in her house?
She invited me over.

I guess I don't have much to worry about. Her ex's former last name was Capone. The family had it changed a generation ago.

He is Al's brother's great grandson. She is explaining to me right now that the Capone family no longer has power and the ones that did liked her but are dead.

She is well liked by what is left of the family and her ex is considered to be a punk and a chicken.

I will tread lightly. It may work out in my favor. :) We will see.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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I wouldn't worry about it. All you have left on the street are cardboard gangsters. The real guineas were locked up a decade ago.

Worse case scenario is a bullet hole in your leg if they don't miss.
 

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If they have no power, then how did she get that mansion? Is it really his mansion that she got in the divorce? Does she have a real career, or was she just a housewife?

Last names aside, if another guy thinks you are doing his wife in his house, he will not be pleased. btw, recently divorced men tend to still think of their wives as wives for a lot longer than their former other halves think of them as husbands. OJ killed his ex because he saw her new younger boyfriend riding around town in the convertible he bought for her, sleeping in his house, and fvcking his wife.

Even if there is no mafia connection, the guy is still not going to be happy with you. Watch your back.
 

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guru1000 said:
I wouldn't worry about it. All you have left on the street are cardboard gangsters. The real guineas were locked up a decade ago.

Worse case scenario is a bullet hole in your leg if they don't miss.
hahahhaa
 

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"Damaged goods" is an understatement.

She was a chemist for Dow Chemacle and has a couple of master degrees. Was going to be a marine biologist and study sharks until she got married.

No employment now. None at all. Not employable.

I don't think her hubby wants her or likes her at all. He beat and abused her frequently. However, I will keep my eyes out for any more warning signs.

In the mean while, I am spinning another plate.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Julian

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Haven't you seen fking Casino.

HAS DENIRO TAUGHT YOU NOTHING!?!!?!

lol seriously tho.

Would not hit.
 

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mafioso guys tend to be jealous. You should stay away from their women unless you want to float down the river at night.
 

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Nope. Still here among the living.

We are going out to lunch in an hour and I will bring up the subject again if I can smoothly fit it in.
 

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LoneRanger said:
Nope. Still here among the living.

We are going out to lunch in an hour and I will bring up the subject again if I can smoothly fit it in.


How do we know it's really you? :trouble:


Cheers!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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