Dating a MILF: Why Guys Love Them & Reasons Why They’re the Best

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Is dating a MILF meant to be funny, or a fantastic experience? We’re looking at 7 reasons why you should honestly consider dating a sexy older woman.


#1 She’s got a wild sex drive.
#2 She’s a mom. And moms are super fun.
#3 She’s got life experience like you won’t believe.
#4 She’s more independent.
#5 She isn’t social media obsessed.
#6 She’s way less likely to play games.
#7 You’ll grow up.


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I had sex with half the MILFs in my kids' primary school.

Most of them are bored and if they know you're discreet, they come over after lunch when the kids go back to school for some 'afternoon delight'. And since most of them have a partner/husband, you don't have to 'date' them. They prefer to come over to my house, where they can pretend to 'drink coffee' with me. No subterfuge needed.

Many of them still come over for 'coffee', even now our kids go to different high schools.
 

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Men who date single moms can't get anything else.
Agree for the most part. This is most applicable for childless men having sex with single moms.

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I think the target market for this article is 20 something men considering a dating a mom in her 30s/40s.

#1 She’s got a wild sex drive.
This is a benefit but not exclusive to a single mom. Plenty of childless women have this.

#2 She’s a mom. And moms are super fun.
Childless women are generally more fun. A 35 year old childless woman is more fun than a 35 year old single mom. With the target market of this article being 20 something men, the typical 20 something man can get a 20 something woman who is more fun than any single mom.

#3 She’s got life experience like you won’t believe.
#4 She’s more independent.
Irrelevant

#5 She isn’t social media obsessed.
Often not true

#6 She’s way less likely to play games.
Often not true

#7 You’ll grow up.
Irrelevant
 

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My unpopular opinion: Men who date single moms can't get anything else.
It the mid'90s, before I had discovered GeoMaxxing, it seemed like the only chicks that were both available and not snooty towards me were single mommies. That was a very dark time for me.
 

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It the mid'90s, before I had discovered GeoMaxxing, it seemed like the only chicks that were both available and not snooty towards me were single mommies. That was a very dark time for me.
This was also the mid-1990s and you were dealing with Generation X women. Millennials had worse attitudes during their primes in the 2000s/2010s. That's saying something.
 

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That article reads like parody.
Say MILF and guys imagine a hot, older pornstar. In reality, you get a saggy, out of shape, full of baggage woman.
I think the target market for this article is 20 something men considering a dating a mom in her 30s/40s.
Those can't be men, more like soyboys. :D
 

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#8. She'll probably have all kinds of rad toys in her house and chicken nuggets she can feed you while you play with them because it's obvious to everyone but you, that you missed out on a childhood.

If you want to play GI JOEs though, invite me over, I've got the F-14 Tomcat!
 

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Is dating a MILF meant to be funny, or a fantastic experience? We’re looking at 7 reasons why you should honestly consider dating a sexy older woman.


#1 She’s got a wild sex drive.
#2 She’s a mom. And moms are super fun.
#3 She’s got life experience like you won’t believe.
#4 She’s more independent.
#5 She isn’t social media obsessed.
#6 She’s way less likely to play games.
#7 You’ll grow up.


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The MILF author is delirious.

 

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LOL -

#4 She’s more independent. While it’s not out of the realm of possibility to get a clingy cougar, odds are she’s got her own life established, and she’s not afraid to spend her time there. While you will obviously have a special spot as her boyfriend, she also has her career and her kids to think about. Don’t be afraid of mentioning a night off with the guys when dating an older woman.


Hmm, I don't think this is usually true. In my past mistakes, I fvcked around with two of them. Both, good jobs, 100K plus a year (this was 10 plus years ago), and was still having money issues along with hanging on to alimony and child support. So; not too sure about this. One, I learned, filed bankruptcy too. Decent sex though; I'll give the author that.
 

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Moms are not superfun. They are z dating pain in the azz. IMO
Single moms are no fun.
Married moms can be fun.

And if they're a pain in the azz, just take away that strap-on.
 

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After having had kids and all, are they loose "down there"? :rofl:
 

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After having had kids and all, are they loose "down there"? :rofl:
Not if they do their Kegel.

And even if they were a little roomier down there, that doesn't mean you have a problem unless you have a micropenis. A properly aroused woman will have blood suffusing the soft tissue lining the vulva, so she'd be able to clamp down on a finger.

If you feel like you're swinging a stick in an empty cavern, you haven't aroused her enough.
 

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She's a Mom. And Moms are super fun!

(on Milfhunter.com)
 
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This was also the mid-1990s and you were dealing with Generation X women. Millennials had worse attitudes during their primes in the 2000s/2010s. That's saying something.
I think moreso there was the demographics of the Baby Bust, where there were fewer women at a lower age than men. :mad:
 

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I think moreso there was the demographics of the Baby Bust, where there were fewer women at a lower age than men. :mad:
Older Baby Boomer men were taking out early Generation X women? Was that the dynamic of the 1990s singles market?

You were also disadvantaged with your height. Your lack of height was likely the biggest issue.
 
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