"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Dating a Feminist

Would you date a feminist?

  • No, they are completely worthless

    Votes: 15 30.6%
  • Yes, I like to be the subordinate one

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Yes, but they are only good for sex.

    Votes: 12 24.5%
  • No, feminists get on my nerves.

    Votes: 10 20.4%
  • Yes, I truely belive they only want 50/50

    Votes: 4 8.2%
  • No, I might go to jail for slaping her around

    Votes: 8 16.3%

  • Total voters
    49

Rollo Tomassi

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00KEVIN: LOL,..:D That was great. What you should've done is delete one of these contacts right there in front of her,..heheh,..

"oops, there she goes!,..aww she wasn't meeting my expectations anyway,..heheh"

I'd bet money that this 'feminist' still contacts you or at least didn't cut off contact from you after this? All the feminism (implied or actual) in the world will never breed out women's inherent disire to compete with each other. No one hates women more than other women.

'Pompus Ass' = Commodity to be competed for, and you showed her concrete evidence of it. You've just earned the Rollo Tomassi Brass Balls of the Week Award.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu

I do admit I had to laugh my ass off at that poll though. I totally loved the "I like to be the subordinate one" answer. LOL.
so why didn't you pick it? :) i'd let you be subordinate.
 

00Kevin

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um, yeah you can't be serious

why do you belive that?
 
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