"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Fellas, It's stupid of me to make this thread, but Im doing it anyway.

So I wanna take my 2 girls out this weekend. I'll figure out a way to invite myself to this market with Violet, but I have no idea what to do with Jailbait. I'm not too keen to take her to the mall, movies, beach. I'm just at a loss of ideas really. I guess a last resort would be to just walk around with her. Seems to work out.

Anyway guys, hit me with your ideas. ANY ideas. I'll take them and make them awesome, then set up some dates tomorrow. Impress me! :D
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Jack Wealthy said:
Mother****ing finger painting. Forget the paint and the paper, then just make dirty jokes about fingerpainting.

Also, this thread already exists. SEARCH FUNCTION.
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I know indeed it does. I guess I was just hoping for some awesome idea, which hasn't happened thus far.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Roller-blading. Fishing. Some physical activity. :rockon:
 
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Norwegian DJ said:
Anyway guys, hit me with your ideas. ANY ideas.
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I guess I was just hoping for some awesome idea, which hasn't happened thus far.
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Too good for our ideas homey? GTFO and go search. Or set up a date. And get laid, I wanna read about it.

In conclusion,
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Fellas, It's stupid of me to make this thread
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Yes, it was.
 
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TOO GOOD.

I dont need dates to date. Hahahaha. Anyhow, I have the power to delete this thread anytime it would please me. Cheeeeeeeers fellas
 
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