"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Dark mini-dots next to my nose

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I have always had these tiny dark dot-like things on each side of my nose. It's like in the area where facial hair doesn't grow. Does anybody know what I'm talking about? What are they?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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They could be blackheads.
 

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yeah, blackheads

i'm always trying to squeeze the ones around my lips, my nose and on my nose out, but there are just too damn many. the ones on the slanted sides of your nose are bastards to get to
 

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get cleansing strips....some of those that you put water on and then put it on your nose then after it dries you pull it off and all the **** comes off
 

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get cleansing strips....some of those that you put water on and then put it on your nose then after it dries you pull it off and all the **** comes off
i've tried them, but they don't work as well as squeezin em out
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Have you tried neutrogena's 'new' Blackhead Removal creme? It's got little bead like things, feels almost like sand mixed in. You rub it between your palms while you're in the shower/at the sink and rub it into your face. Basically, it exfoliates the dead skin. From there you can use whatever products you need to get rid of the blackheads - and make sure that they stay away. In my opinion, Oxy pads and the like are crap. I've had SERIOUS acne my entire life, until I started using doctor-prescribed medicine - check out Retin-A, Tazorac, Accutane... the list goes on. They work.
 

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Are you guys sure they are blackheads? These are more like miniature indentations in my face. Do blackheads do that or do they stick out from your face? I almost think these are just very large pores I have or something.
 

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They're black heads. When your pores fill up w/crap they get bigger. Try squeezing a small patch and watch what happens :p
 
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