"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

Read more...

Dark mini-dots next to my nose

One on One

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 7, 2003
Messages
1,172
Reaction score
3
Location
Omnipresent
I have always had these tiny dark dot-like things on each side of my nose. It's like in the area where facial hair doesn't grow. Does anybody know what I'm talking about? What are they?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Eternal

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 7, 2001
Messages
5,511
Reaction score
10
They could be blackheads.
 

gav

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 5, 2004
Messages
1,128
Reaction score
3
yeah, blackheads

i'm always trying to squeeze the ones around my lips, my nose and on my nose out, but there are just too damn many. the ones on the slanted sides of your nose are bastards to get to
 

undesputable

Master Don Juan
Joined
May 7, 2004
Messages
1,365
Reaction score
0
Location
who cares
get cleansing strips....some of those that you put water on and then put it on your nose then after it dries you pull it off and all the **** comes off
 

gav

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 5, 2004
Messages
1,128
Reaction score
3
get cleansing strips....some of those that you put water on and then put it on your nose then after it dries you pull it off and all the **** comes off
i've tried them, but they don't work as well as squeezin em out
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

Read more...

diablo

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 2, 2004
Messages
4,678
Reaction score
9
Location
Louisiana, USA
Have you tried neutrogena's 'new' Blackhead Removal creme? It's got little bead like things, feels almost like sand mixed in. You rub it between your palms while you're in the shower/at the sink and rub it into your face. Basically, it exfoliates the dead skin. From there you can use whatever products you need to get rid of the blackheads - and make sure that they stay away. In my opinion, Oxy pads and the like are crap. I've had SERIOUS acne my entire life, until I started using doctor-prescribed medicine - check out Retin-A, Tazorac, Accutane... the list goes on. They work.
 

One on One

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 7, 2003
Messages
1,172
Reaction score
3
Location
Omnipresent
Are you guys sure they are blackheads? These are more like miniature indentations in my face. Do blackheads do that or do they stick out from your face? I almost think these are just very large pores I have or something.
 

FlyGuy

Master Don Juan
Joined
Sep 6, 2002
Messages
849
Reaction score
1
Age
48
Location
Littleton, Colorado, United States
They're black heads. When your pores fill up w/crap they get bigger. Try squeezing a small patch and watch what happens :p
 
Top