"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Danielle Staub Sex Tape

Luthor Rex

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(Don't take this thread too seriously, I am making a point, but let's not political about it.)

I think I must have completely lost touch with the world around me.

Who would ever want to see a sex tape of this hag? Perhaps as a medical aid to help me vomit I might watch it, but otherwise, ugh.

Seriously, I'm a guy and I like nekkid women as much as the next man... but come on, why is the media forcing images of these women on us as though they were even slightly attractive. If I was going to hump an old woman, it would be this one.

This reminds me why I've stopped watching TV.

I look at this kind of crap and ask myself "where have all the pretty women gone?"
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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A 46 y.o. woman who likes having sex, likes it in public places, makes amateur porn with her 27 y.o. lover, and the problem is,...? Man, this is like finding a unicorn in the forest. Obviously the last of her eggs are dropping.
 

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The problem is she's an ugly old hag!

Also, her face makes her look like a tranny.
 

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I love cougars. Something is wrong with you, Luthor Rex.
 

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Nothing wrong with her, though I imagine you'd need a bit of KY Jelly to get things sliding. Of course a hot young thing > (once/still relatively) hot cougar, but in my opinion a hot cougar > average/plain but young Jane.

As for the tape? What is the issue if she knew it was being made and with no written declaration that it wouldn't be leaked at some stage.

As for Monica Belluci - that pic is either old or touched up. She actually looks quite haggered now, though in her prime :up:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I'm halfway with ya Luthor.

Halfway because I agree with you that her face is fvcked up and raisin like but her body is probably still magnificent so its one of those butterface situations.
 

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Cougar? Nah. GILF? Maybe.

I almost hooked up with a 50's GILF myself awhile back. With that amount of makeup, she would have made this chick look ugly, but I had no illusions about what she was, which was OLD.
 

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Doesn't look too bad imo, hot body.

And I just found out this sex tape isn't released or leaked. You should have stated that in your post... :(
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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