"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Danielle Staub Sex Tape

Luthor Rex

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(Don't take this thread too seriously, I am making a point, but let's not political about it.)

I think I must have completely lost touch with the world around me.

Who would ever want to see a sex tape of this hag? Perhaps as a medical aid to help me vomit I might watch it, but otherwise, ugh.

Seriously, I'm a guy and I like nekkid women as much as the next man... but come on, why is the media forcing images of these women on us as though they were even slightly attractive. If I was going to hump an old woman, it would be this one.

This reminds me why I've stopped watching TV.

I look at this kind of crap and ask myself "where have all the pretty women gone?"
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Rollo Tomassi

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A 46 y.o. woman who likes having sex, likes it in public places, makes amateur porn with her 27 y.o. lover, and the problem is,...? Man, this is like finding a unicorn in the forest. Obviously the last of her eggs are dropping.
 

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The problem is she's an ugly old hag!

Also, her face makes her look like a tranny.
 

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I love cougars. Something is wrong with you, Luthor Rex.
 

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Nothing wrong with her, though I imagine you'd need a bit of KY Jelly to get things sliding. Of course a hot young thing > (once/still relatively) hot cougar, but in my opinion a hot cougar > average/plain but young Jane.

As for the tape? What is the issue if she knew it was being made and with no written declaration that it wouldn't be leaked at some stage.

As for Monica Belluci - that pic is either old or touched up. She actually looks quite haggered now, though in her prime :up:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I'm halfway with ya Luthor.

Halfway because I agree with you that her face is fvcked up and raisin like but her body is probably still magnificent so its one of those butterface situations.
 

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STR8UP

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Cougar? Nah. GILF? Maybe.

I almost hooked up with a 50's GILF myself awhile back. With that amount of makeup, she would have made this chick look ugly, but I had no illusions about what she was, which was OLD.
 

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Doesn't look too bad imo, hot body.

And I just found out this sex tape isn't released or leaked. You should have stated that in your post... :(
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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