"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Dane Cook is a douche-bag... But chicks love him.

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Dane Cook made Maxim's 50 lamest things list:

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43. Dane Cook
Some comics get better each time out. And others prove to be Boston frat-boy douchebags who used up their 15 minutes of funny long ago. Goodbye!
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I have to agree with them. I think my grandma is funnier than this idiot. I sat through his entire HBO debacle and didn't even muster a chuckle the whole time. His stories are so idiotic and boring that they make want to throw crap at the TV.

Yet, during the show you see all these hot girls laughing at his dumb stories like they're comedy genious.

This just goes to show you that women, especially those 18-30, have absolutely no concept of what good comedy is. They think a silly little story with some physcial improvisation is funny. Which is why Dane Cook reminds us of that idiot in high school who girls thought was funny but had no guy friends.

To me, comedians like Dave Attell, Artie Lange, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock and now Louis C.K. - these guys are funny. Which is why most guys who know me will say I'm one of the funniest people they know - because I model my humor after them. The other night I was at a party and had 6 or 7 guys practically spitting their beer in laughter.

Yet, most girls really don't find my humor that amusing. It's like if I tell a fagg joke I'm this insensitive guy who doesn't care about people's feelings. So I end up having to tone it down a lot when I'm talking to girls because most jokes go over their tiny little brains.

While I have no problem getting pvssy, it's usually through keeping stories and humor at around the 6th grade level.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Not only is Dane Cook unfunny, but he's a joke thief. He's almost up there with Ned "Carlos Mencia" Holness.
 

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I just saw a clip made a few days ago of Joe Rogan actually going up on stage and calling Carlos Mencia out for joke stealing...it's fvcking hilarious and Joe totally owns him. I'll try to find it.


I think Dane Cook is funny, and even though he is a joke stealer (he did 3 from Louis CK on one of his cds), he puts an interesting spin on them. He's not the best but he makes me laugh which is all I look for
 

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JPFromTally said:
Dane Cook made Maxim's 50 lamest things list:

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43. Dane Cook
Some comics get better each time out. And others prove to be Boston frat-boy douchebags who used up their 15 minutes of funny long ago. Goodbye!
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I have to agree with them. I think my grandma is funnier than this idiot. I sat through his entire HBO debacle and didn't even muster a chuckle the whole time. His stories are so idiotic and boring that they make want to throw crap at the TV.

Yet, during the show you see all these hot girls laughing at his dumb stories like they're comedy genious.

This just goes to show you that women, especially those 18-30, have absolutely no concept of what good comedy is. They think a silly little story with some physcial improvisation is funny. Which is why Dane Cook reminds us of that idiot in high school who girls thought was funny but had no guy friends.

To me, comedians like Dave Attell, Artie Lange, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock and now Louis C.K. - these guys are funny. Which is why most guys who know me will say I'm one of the funniest people they know - because I model my humor after them. The other night I was at a party and had 6 or 7 guys practically spitting their beer in laughter.

Yet, most girls really don't find my humor that amusing. It's like if I tell a fagg joke I'm this insensitive guy who doesn't care about people's feelings. So I end up having to tone it down a lot when I'm talking to girls because most jokes go over their tiny little brains.

While I have no problem getting pvssy, it's usually through keeping stories and humor at around the 6th grade level.

I think girls are just attracted to charisma. Cuz he def isnt that funny. I thought his early stuff was hilarious. But now he ran out of mateirial. His hbo show was boring.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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The only Dane Cook funny bit was when he did the Price is right joke long time ago after that everything went down the toilet.

Paris Hilton and people with IQ as high as hers laugh at Dane Cook and that is what keeps him going.

Women don't understand comedy they think differently then men. That is why there aren't many good female comedians out there (usually a good female comedian is fvcked up in the head).
 

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It's his style and auro that chicks love, he gives of the party fun vibe.

Despite Employee of the Month and Viscious Cycle, I still think he's funny. Just overexposed.
 

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He's not famous in the UK so I had to watch a YouTube, and I'd say he's ok, if no genius.

It's obvious however why women would love his act. Sure he's moderately attractive, but more importantly his act presents him as a confident bully, undercut with some irony, and unashamedly sexual. He ridicules and teases women, which they lap up.

His female fans are not comedy scholars, they prioritise the originality of his jokes as highly as men regard a hot actress's acting ability. They just get a good feeling being in his alpha presence.

A similar phenomenon here in the UK is Russel Brand, though I think he's wittier than this Dane Cook chap. The similarity is that his blatantly sexual persona gets women wet.
 
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