"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Damn. This is the most AFC website ever!

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No!

Not sosuave.com

This one!!

http://www.datingtips.ws/

Look at what was rated the top dating ideas.

Shoulder to cry on.
Never let it die

There's women on this website that are offering tips to men. And it's AFC advice! Wow, I have never seen something so chumpy in my life. Man, I've learned my lesson. Women don't know about how to attract other women. They can't teach you to be a man. I never take advice from women.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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:moon: LOOOL. This site was is the chumpiest site ever written by the thread starter right here. However, I must inform you that while this is one of his many chumpy services( online sites/books) to fellow chumps , he is here on sosuave as a spy to steal some good info and tell the opposite to his chumpclub.
your name should be " I love... to be a chump".




I am obviously kidding, i have nothing against this man, dont even know him as a matter of fact lol. this site was comedy however, u guys should check it out.
 

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khash said:
:moon: LOOOL. This site was is the chumpiest site ever written by the thread starter right here. However, I must inform you that while this is one of his many chumpy services( online sites/books) to fellow chumps , he is here on sosuave as a spy to steal some good info and tell the opposite to his chumpclub.
your name should be " I love... to be a chump".




I am obviously kidding, i have nothing against this man, dont even know him as a matter of fact lol. this site was comedy however, u guys should check it out.
You got it all backwards. He's laughing at the same thing you're laughing at.

Re-read this:

"Damn. This is the most AFC website ever!

No!

Not sosuave.com

This one!!

http://www.datingtips.ws/"
 

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^^^^^

oooo, i see u have a brutal sense of humour hence not being able to understand mine. its okay, u know what they say... practice, practice practice. lol
 

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Some post, by a girl.
1. Don't come on too strong. A little flirting is okay, but too much flirting is a bit too much. Yessh...we can do whattever we want to do.
2. Pay more attention to your appearance. We all know that looks don't really matter in a good relationship, but we all like our dates to look good and clean. Strictly no football matches before a date!This one makes sense, holy crap
3. Don't get posessive. We all need space to breathe.OMG, she got this one floored
4. Make sure that you've put on cologne if you have body odour. Let's face it: Body odour on your date is going to make you forget about every single reason why you like them. But go easy on the cologne--nothing too strong.Indeed, a light scent, enough to intrique her, along with your added precise touch, and..
5. Topics to discuss--asking us about ourselves is the best topic. When we're done talking about ourselves [please at least make an effort to listen] we'll be touched by the fact that you cared to listen, and ask you about yourself. Then you'll have a chance to talk.For those who lack in conversation skills...
6. Breaking Up-- don't get a friend to do it for you. If you want to break up with a girl, do it YOURSELF, and save us the humiliation. Or you can be sure that all the girls will be keeping their distances from you. [we don't gossip for nothing]Yeah, ok. She's got a point. Do stuff yourself, do it over the phone as a minimum, better in person if it's worth it.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Shoulder to Cry on by Jenn
Girls love to know that they're cared for. Call her just to talk, or call because you miss her. Girls love that stuff. Also, heres a major tip, when a girl is getting over emotional and crying and you're not sure why, all she really needs is you to hold her. So don't be manly and try to make it better, just hold her, comfort her, tell her its ok, when she's ready she'll tell you what's on her mind. Trust me.
This tip got a score of 4.6 out of 5.

Wow!

Now that's misleading information!
This is what every "nice guy" does. But I can say with certainty, that advice such as this, will make you sterile. It's one thing to be nice and when your listening is being equated to being a girl's therapist.
 

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OMG...its almost too sad to read death traps like these hahaha. good find. Hell, I think i'd advertise this site on myspace or something just so that the number of AFC's will rise giving all of us in this site a higher chance of getting some poon hahaha.
 

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HAHA, I cant belive that before I found this site I though websites like that were gunna help me get chicks! ignorance huh:nervous:
 

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Holy crap man, that's like the Wikipedia of LAME! HAHAHAHA

The shoulder to cry on thing is a good knee-slapper too, but what exactly would a DJ do in that situation?

A "NICE GUY" will listen to her problems and let her know that she's there, but what exactly would a "DON JUAN" do in that 'shoulder to cry on situation?'
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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