Damn. This is the most AFC website ever!

[I love Hyori Lee]

No!

Not sosuave.com

This one!!

http://www.datingtips.ws/

Look at what was rated the top dating ideas.

Shoulder to cry on.
Never let it die

There's women on this website that are offering tips to men. And it's AFC advice! Wow, I have never seen something so chumpy in my life. Man, I've learned my lesson. Women don't know about how to attract other women. They can't teach you to be a man. I never take advice from women.

 

[khash]

:moon: LOOOL. This site was is the chumpiest site ever written by the thread starter right here. However, I must inform you that while this is one of his many chumpy services( online sites/books) to fellow chumps , he is here on sosuave as a spy to steal some good info and tell the opposite to his chumpclub.
your name should be " I love... to be a chump".




I am obviously kidding, i have nothing against this man, dont even know him as a matter of fact lol. this site was comedy however, u guys should check it out.

 

[Bigg Boss]

:moon: LOOOL. This site was is the chumpiest site ever written by the thread starter right here. However, I must inform you that while this is one of his many chumpy services( online sites/books) to fellow chumps , he is here on sosuave as a spy to steal some good info and tell the opposite to his chumpclub.
your name should be " I love... to be a chump".




I am obviously kidding, i have nothing against this man, dont even know him as a matter of fact lol. this site was comedy however, u guys should check it out.

You got it all backwards. He's laughing at the same thing you're laughing at.

Re-read this:

"Damn. This is the most AFC website ever!

No!

Not sosuave.com

This one!!

http://www.datingtips.ws/"

 

[khash]

^^^^^

oooo, i see u have a brutal sense of humour hence not being able to understand mine. its okay, u know what they say... practice, practice practice. lol

 

[Docs]

Some post, by a girl.

1. Don't come on too strong. A little flirting is okay, but too much flirting is a bit too much. Yessh...we can do whattever we want to do.
2. Pay more attention to your appearance. We all know that looks don't really matter in a good relationship, but we all like our dates to look good and clean. Strictly no football matches before a date!This one makes sense, holy crap
3. Don't get posessive. We all need space to breathe.OMG, she got this one floored
4. Make sure that you've put on cologne if you have body odour. Let's face it: Body odour on your date is going to make you forget about every single reason why you like them. But go easy on the cologne--nothing too strong.Indeed, a light scent, enough to intrique her, along with your added precise touch, and..
5. Topics to discuss--asking us about ourselves is the best topic. When we're done talking about ourselves [please at least make an effort to listen] we'll be touched by the fact that you cared to listen, and ask you about yourself. Then you'll have a chance to talk.For those who lack in conversation skills...
6. Breaking Up-- don't get a friend to do it for you. If you want to break up with a girl, do it YOURSELF, and save us the humiliation. Or you can be sure that all the girls will be keeping their distances from you. [we don't gossip for nothing]Yeah, ok. She's got a point. Do stuff yourself, do it over the phone as a minimum, better in person if it's worth it.

 

[I love Hyori Lee]

Shoulder to Cry on by Jenn
Girls love to know that they're cared for. Call her just to talk, or call because you miss her. Girls love that stuff. Also, heres a major tip, when a girl is getting over emotional and crying and you're not sure why, all she really needs is you to hold her. So don't be manly and try to make it better, just hold her, comfort her, tell her its ok, when she's ready she'll tell you what's on her mind. Trust me.

This tip got a score of 4.6 out of 5.

Wow!

Now that's misleading information!
This is what every "nice guy" does. But I can say with certainty, that advice such as this, will make you sterile. It's one thing to be nice and when your listening is being equated to being a girl's therapist.

 

[BBX]

Wow

 

[Rebound Material]

OMG...its almost too sad to read death traps like these hahaha. good find. Hell, I think i'd advertise this site on myspace or something just so that the number of AFC's will rise giving all of us in this site a higher chance of getting some poon hahaha.

 

[PumpingIron13]

HAHA, I cant belive that before I found this site I though websites like that were gunna help me get chicks! ignorance huh:nervous:

 

[j8snx1]

Holy crap man, that's like the Wikipedia of LAME! HAHAHAHA

The shoulder to cry on thing is a good knee-slapper too, but what exactly would a DJ do in that situation?

A "NICE GUY" will listen to her problems and let her know that she's there, but what exactly would a "DON JUAN" do in that 'shoulder to cry on situation?'