"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Damn I've been teh man lately...

Tboneman

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As in my other post, I danced with a stranger, and today, I was sorta flirting with this girl. She touched my boob, so I poked her in her boobs and she was like "Ooo, Tboneman just poked me in the boob." She wasn't really mad at all. Yea, I'm teh shizznit... *erects flame shield*
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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RaMar

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From my expirence girls actually don't get mad when guys touch their boobs. So if they give you a tity twister feel free to return to favor.
 

Vincent

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Originally posted by RaMar
From my expirence girls actually don't get mad when guys touch their boobs. So if they give you a tity twister feel free to return to favor.
I would not recomend giving her a tity twister, but you can probably cop a feel
 

TTom

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Originally posted by Tboneman
As in my other post, I danced with a stranger, and today, I was sorta flirting with this girl. She touched my boob, so I poked her in her boobs and she was like "Ooo, Tboneman just poked me in the boob." She wasn't really mad at all. Yea, I'm teh shizznit... *erects flame shield*
She touched my boob

You fat ****, get some pecs!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Tboneman

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...They're small man boobs...
*cries in corner*
 
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