"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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[edit] Noone seemed to understand, so check my explanation a few posts down :p
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Are you talking about PE?
 

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Lol.... theres never been a problem in that department, so PE isnt a consideration.

I'm talking about a banjo break.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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*sigh*

So you're telling me no-ones ripped their schlong while going at it?
 

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that must have been prettty rough dude

didnt u feel it when it was about to rip? damn.
 

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Heh, you'd think so wouldnt you? But nah, only when it just happened. It's actually not all that uncommon, I guess some ppl would rather just forget about it ;).
 

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Originally posted by TheRelic
It's actually not all that uncommon,
I've never heard of anyone tearing their penis by trying to stretch it in hopes that it would get longer. Then again, I guess I never asked anybody either.

Best of luck, and a speedy recovery.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I think it's only my own graphicly disturbing curiousity asking this, but, how exactly did you break the bishop?
 

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Haha.. oh for the love of allah, it did not arise out of a lengthening exercise!

Like I said, it simply is not needed.

And yeah, it isnt all that uncommon - myself and the woman were in the act, and i guess it went in too hard at perhaps a wrong angle - all I know is that it resulted in a 2 mm tear.

Guess I should make sure i'm as awake upstairs as I am downstairs before indulging in a good morning shag next time.

Looks healed, but not prepared to test it just yet. Ahh... abstinence.... ugh.
 
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