"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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[edit] Noone seemed to understand, so check my explanation a few posts down :p
 
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Are you talking about PE?
 

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Lol.... theres never been a problem in that department, so PE isnt a consideration.

I'm talking about a banjo break.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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*sigh*

So you're telling me no-ones ripped their schlong while going at it?
 

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that must have been prettty rough dude

didnt u feel it when it was about to rip? damn.
 

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Heh, you'd think so wouldnt you? But nah, only when it just happened. It's actually not all that uncommon, I guess some ppl would rather just forget about it ;).
 

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Originally posted by TheRelic
It's actually not all that uncommon,
I've never heard of anyone tearing their penis by trying to stretch it in hopes that it would get longer. Then again, I guess I never asked anybody either.

Best of luck, and a speedy recovery.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I think it's only my own graphicly disturbing curiousity asking this, but, how exactly did you break the bishop?
 

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Haha.. oh for the love of allah, it did not arise out of a lengthening exercise!

Like I said, it simply is not needed.

And yeah, it isnt all that uncommon - myself and the woman were in the act, and i guess it went in too hard at perhaps a wrong angle - all I know is that it resulted in a 2 mm tear.

Guess I should make sure i'm as awake upstairs as I am downstairs before indulging in a good morning shag next time.

Looks healed, but not prepared to test it just yet. Ahh... abstinence.... ugh.
 
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