“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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[edit] Noone seemed to understand, so check my explanation a few posts down :p
 
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Are you talking about PE?
 

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Lol.... theres never been a problem in that department, so PE isnt a consideration.

I'm talking about a banjo break.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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*sigh*

So you're telling me no-ones ripped their schlong while going at it?
 

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ouch

that must have been prettty rough dude

didnt u feel it when it was about to rip? damn.
 

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Heh, you'd think so wouldnt you? But nah, only when it just happened. It's actually not all that uncommon, I guess some ppl would rather just forget about it ;).
 

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Originally posted by TheRelic
It's actually not all that uncommon,
I've never heard of anyone tearing their penis by trying to stretch it in hopes that it would get longer. Then again, I guess I never asked anybody either.

Best of luck, and a speedy recovery.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I think it's only my own graphicly disturbing curiousity asking this, but, how exactly did you break the bishop?
 

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Haha.. oh for the love of allah, it did not arise out of a lengthening exercise!

Like I said, it simply is not needed.

And yeah, it isnt all that uncommon - myself and the woman were in the act, and i guess it went in too hard at perhaps a wrong angle - all I know is that it resulted in a 2 mm tear.

Guess I should make sure i'm as awake upstairs as I am downstairs before indulging in a good morning shag next time.

Looks healed, but not prepared to test it just yet. Ahh... abstinence.... ugh.
 
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