"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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D1cks, Puss1es, and Assh0les!

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Little something from Team America;

See, there's three kinds of people: d1cks, puss1es, and assh0les. Puss1es think everyone can get along, sometimes getting so full of sh1t they become assh0les, because puss1es are only an inch and a half away from assh0les. While d1cks just want to **** all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assh0les. And all the assh0les want is to sh1t all over everything!

So, puss1es may get mad at d1cks once in a while, because puss1es get fvcked by d1cks. But d1cks also fvck assh0les. And if they didn't fvck the assh0les, you know what you'd get? You'd get your d1ck and your pvssy all covered in sh1t!

So be a d1ck! Fvck when it’s inappropriate, fvck too much, fvck in general, be a stupid, arrogant, fvcking, d1ck! Because if all us d1cks don't **** all the assh0les out there, then we’re going to all end up covered in sh1t.
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So, who else is a d1ck out there?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I know, I know. Matt stone and Trey Parker are bloody champs!... South Park gets such a bad name becasue of the crass way they make their points, but its all great thoughts.
 
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sam3083 said:
I know, I know. Matt stone and Trey Parker are bloody champs!... South Park gets such a bad name becasue of the crass way they make their points, but its all great thoughts.
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The crassness is a point in itself! Anyone who can't take it is a fuc'king dumbass.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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