"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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D1cks, Puss1es, and Assh0les!

sam3083

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Little something from Team America;

See, there's three kinds of people: d1cks, puss1es, and assh0les. Puss1es think everyone can get along, sometimes getting so full of sh1t they become assh0les, because puss1es are only an inch and a half away from assh0les. While d1cks just want to **** all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assh0les. And all the assh0les want is to sh1t all over everything!

So, puss1es may get mad at d1cks once in a while, because puss1es get fvcked by d1cks. But d1cks also fvck assh0les. And if they didn't fvck the assh0les, you know what you'd get? You'd get your d1ck and your pvssy all covered in sh1t!

So be a d1ck! Fvck when it’s inappropriate, fvck too much, fvck in general, be a stupid, arrogant, fvcking, d1ck! Because if all us d1cks don't **** all the assh0les out there, then we’re going to all end up covered in sh1t.

So, who else is a d1ck out there?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I know, I know. Matt stone and Trey Parker are bloody champs!... South Park gets such a bad name becasue of the crass way they make their points, but its all great thoughts.
 

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sam3083 said:
I know, I know. Matt stone and Trey Parker are bloody champs!... South Park gets such a bad name becasue of the crass way they make their points, but its all great thoughts.
The crassness is a point in itself! Anyone who can't take it is a fuc'king dumbass.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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