"D.E.N.N.I.S. System"

[Man on Fire]

Just something funny I saw the other day that I thought this forum could relate to. The D.E.N.N.I.S. System from the show, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Hilarious satire of the pickup community. I bet many of us have done something very similar to the DENNIS system.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZuOKUrwoys

D.emonstrate value
E.ngage physically
N.urture dependance
N.eglect emotionally
I.nspire hope
S.eparate entirely

 

[devilkingx2]

purposefully doing the last 3 in that order seemed unnecessarily cruel

but I mean, half the hilarious jokes on that show rely on unnecessary cruelty.

 

[Fatal Jay]

Lol I remember that episode, actually the dennis system works, but you have to have balls to do it, it would really work on a hb9, but who on here has the true balls to do it on an hb9?

 

[FairShake]

Funny show and great episode. I'm more of a "Scraps" man myself.

Actually in all honesty the DENNIS system doesn't really go in the right order and is a bit too scummy for my tastes. I prefer the Tao of Steve. It's an older movie starring Donal Logue that is actually incredibly close to what we preach here. A smarter, saner approach to pvssy.

1.) Eliminate your desire. Spin plates and don't be needy.

2.) Do something excellent to prove your sexual worthiness. Something that proves value. Gym, guitar, salsa dancing, etc.

3.) Retreat. I'll quote Dex here "We pursue that which resists us."