"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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"D.E.N.N.I.S. System"

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Just something funny I saw the other day that I thought this forum could relate to. The D.E.N.N.I.S. System from the show, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Hilarious satire of the pickup community. I bet many of us have done something very similar to the DENNIS system.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZuOKUrwoys

D.emonstrate value
E.ngage physically
N.urture dependance
N.eglect emotionally
I.nspire hope
S.eparate entirely
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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purposefully doing the last 3 in that order seemed unnecessarily cruel

but I mean, half the hilarious jokes on that show rely on unnecessary cruelty.
 
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Lol I remember that episode, actually the dennis system works, but you have to have balls to do it, it would really work on a hb9, but who on here has the true balls to do it on an hb9?
 
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Funny show and great episode. I'm more of a "Scraps" man myself.

Actually in all honesty the DENNIS system doesn't really go in the right order and is a bit too scummy for my tastes. I prefer the Tao of Steve. It's an older movie starring Donal Logue that is actually incredibly close to what we preach here. A smarter, saner approach to pvssy.

1.) Eliminate your desire. Spin plates and don't be needy.

2.) Do something excellent to prove your sexual worthiness. Something that proves value. Gym, guitar, salsa dancing, etc.

3.) Retreat. I'll quote Dex here "We pursue that which resists us."
 
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