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Hey OP, listen to this guy.JumpOff said:It's like ****ing a white chick. Promise.
I've had 4. No difference. At all.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Hey OP, listen to this guy.JumpOff said:It's like ****ing a white chick. Promise.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
You're married and you are fooling around with customers at your work place. What part of any of this sounds like a good idea?marmel75 said:Ok, this has taken an unforeseen turn about an hour ago...GB7 comes into the store with her grandmother who is our customer under the guise of wanting to look at living rooms...while her grandmother occupied my boss, GB7 asked me to show her what was in the backroom. There was noone else in he store. After we got about 10 feet in the back rroomGB7 grabbed my ass and squeezed it...then when I turned around to see what the heck she was doing she pushed me up against some boxes in the back and kissed me for about 5 seconds and then asked "Am I sweet enough for you?"
I was kinda in shock from this whole thing so I said "I think so..." after a few seconds and she smiled and started rubbing my crotch through my pants and said "I hope so, marmel75..." Then she point blank told me she wanted me to come fvck her after I got off work tonight, and turned around bent over a little bit and pulled her pants down revealing a sexy red thong and a nice tight ass...
Then before I could say anything her Grandmother called her and said they have to leave...
She smiled at me and said not to forget what we talked about and then left...
I'm still sitting here with a Hard on as I type this...I want to unleash it so bad on this girl...definitely don't want a psycho chick on my hands if I do tho...
I got 4 hours to decide what to do..that ass was pretty nice I have to admit...this chick is a stone cold freak...
To tap or not to tap? Hey man, you're a grown man like the rest of us, if you do go ahead and penetrate the sugarwalls, be prepared if there or repercussions. I think your problem might be at home, if your marriage is not how it used to be. Just my 2 cents.:rock:marmel75 said:Ok, this has taken an unforeseen turn about an hour ago...GB7 comes into the store with her grandmother who is our customer under the guise of wanting to look at living rooms...while her grandmother occupied my boss, GB7 asked me to show her what was in the backroom. There was noone else in he store. After we got about 10 feet in the back rroomGB7 grabbed my ass and squeezed it...then when I turned around to see what the heck she was doing she pushed me up against some boxes in the back and kissed me for about 5 seconds and then asked "Am I sweet enough for you?"
I was kinda in shock from this whole thing so I said "I think so..." after a few seconds and she smiled and started rubbing my crotch through my pants and said "I hope so, marmel75..." Then she point blank told me she wanted me to come fvck her after I got off work tonight, and turned around bent over a little bit and pulled her pants down revealing a sexy red thong and a nice tight ass...
Then before I could say anything her Grandmother called her and said they have to leave...
She smiled at me and said not to forget what we talked about and then left...
I'm still sitting here with a Hard on as I type this...I want to unleash it so bad on this girl...definitely don't want a psycho chick on my hands if I do tho...
I got 4 hours to decide what to do..that ass was pretty nice I have to admit...this chick is a stone cold freak...
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
1) That's what condoms are forJumpOff said:Are you really this desperate OP?
She sounds like a stone cold freak who probably has some sweet STD's to go with all that freak.
Let me get your wife's #, you bang GB7, I'll bang your wife, deal?
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
:crackup:cordoncordon said:The bottom line is you should not be talking with customers or potential customers about things like white chocolate down a woman's throat.
Possibly true...Buddha_Mind said:MARMEL,
You are truly a piece of sh1t.
That is true, except for milk chocolate....it was white chocolate...get it right :cheer:Buddha_Mind said:You have a wife who loves you, gives everything and herself to you, and you go around looking for some ghetto @ss skank talking about milk chocolate dripping down her throat.
I have never and will never use steroids. Steroids are an extrogenous source of testosterone that is introduced to the body which causes the body to cease production of its own source. Test boosters simply cause the body to produce more of its own endogenous source of testosterone by various methods, ie, leydig cell activation, enzyme activation, enzyme inhibition, aromatase binding, receptor binding, LH/FSH stimulation, etc...this is completely safe and will never raise your T levels above the normal optimal levels. Think of it this way...the "normal" range for T in a male is 400-1,000 n/mol or whatever they use. At what level would you build more muscle? Obviously 1,000 versus 400. So if you normally are at 550, taking T Boosters, you might get to 850 or 900, still within the normal range, but in a much better place as far as muscle building goes. Test boosters need to be discontinued after 8-12 weeks and be given an off period of about 4 weeks to prevent the body from getting used to the stimulus and then ceasing the extra production and especially if you are using an estrogen blocker ebcause estrogen actually repairs the testosterone receptor site. Each time testosterone docks with the receptor, it becomes slightly damaged and will allow less testosterone to be uptaken if not fully repaired. By blocking estrogen you prevent this receptor from being repaired, thereby eventually decreasing testosterone absorption siginificantly, which is an amazing check and balance the body has built in...Buddha_Mind said:You use steroids and claim your overwhelming T drives you to cheat. You have enhanced your T artificially! You can't handle what you're doing to you're hormones and it's your wife and children who will pay for your mistakes.
Conversation won't happen because they won't find out.Buddha_Mind said:Some day when your kid is talking about what a fvcking loser his dad was for cheating on his wonderful mother, I hope your T is still strong enough that you can get some ghetto negores to bust a nut in and relieve your overwhelming T.
Opinions vary.Buddha_Mind said:You're a joke bro!
Again I don't do steroids so this point is meaningless. She seemed to like my body last night...Buddha_Mind said:Don't you know when you stop all them steroids you're going to shrink? Will your new ghetto babe like your little shriveled body then? You going to maintain your steroids the rest of your life? How much do you spend a month on these drugs?
Yes, unfortunately I really don't feel anything about what happened last night...I wish I did, but I don't.Buddha_Mind said:You're a joke man, and someday your muscles will wither, and by then you'll be out everyone who ever loved you and who you 'claimed' you loved.
You're about to create epic damage to someone's mind and soul (your own child and the mother of your child) and you feel cold and feel nothing (I read your original post).
Sorry, not going for the $886 child support payment and the $300-400 or more in alimony I would be on the hook for...Buddha_Mind said:You want to play? Go get a divorce and be a REAL MAN. I see a child with big muscles and a disgusting ego. Hiding and sneaking and pretending....what a big boy you are.
Not really seeking advice, just kinda posting my experiences...Buddha_Mind said:Read this post: http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showpost.php?p=1941895&postcount=21
There's another pile of garbage just like you on this forum seeking advice.
I did exactly that. Not exactly true that she has, but I won't get into specifics on that...Buddha_Mind said:You do what you want--but I truly feel sorry for your wife and child. They didn't deserve what you are doing. In fact she's done EVERYTHING SHE KNOWS to keep you happy. But nothing is enough for you.
Yes that is true, I will accept the consequences when and if they occur.Buddha_Mind said:Well, you're not the first--and the natural world has its own way of giving feedback.
You may feel like the big Alpha man now--but life is long and full of unexpected turns my man. You have no idea what's coming your way. But you have actively chosen it. The consequences will be yours to own up to.
It really hasn't happened before to be honest. I have had opportunities to do it, but I always thought better of them. In this case however, it was I who initiated it, not her.TRSX said:To be honest, sounds like this hasn't happened to you before OP.
You talk big game brah, but the first slvt that roles your way you're like a dog in heat. You smell desperation on her but you don't have enough pride in yourself to man up and tell this b*tch you're off limits. You're just an insecure piece of **** that needs the attention of another female right now.
I get the fact that your primal instincts are taking over and you want to rail her.
Like my father always told me: They look different, act different, and carry themselves different.. but they are all pink on the inside.
But think about it dude. It really is not worth it. Sooner or later this will come out and your wife will figure it out. Don't be stupid.
I'd say rail your wife and mentally think of the slvt and get her out of your mind - infact your wife might think thats a turn on if you're super aggressive with it
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Yeah, it was pretty good I have to admit...she tapped out around 40 minutes or so, but I backed off a little and kept going for another 30...then she told me I had to bounce cause her baby daddy got off work at midnight and would be home by 12:30am...cordoncordon said:So you fvcked the ghetto chick huh?
Wow are you one fvcked up POS. You obviously have a HUGE hole in your heart and in your life for you to have to resort to fawking a ghetto trash slvt to get your jollies and to bring some excitement into your life.
I suggest counseling. Or a lobotomy.
But you are. Thus the responses.marmel75 said:Yeah, I am married, but taking that out of the equation, everyone would have a whole different attitude about what happened.
marmel75 said:It really hasn't happened before to be honest. I have had opportunities to do it, but I always thought better of them. In this case however, it was I who initiated it, not her.
This definitely was not the first one that rolled my way, I went at her first, she just mostly went along with it. I wouldn't say I "need" their attention at all, I just saw something I wanted and went and got it. She looked right, I was curious about black women and I acted on it. Yeah, I am married, but taking that out of the equation, everyone would have a whole different attitude about what happened.
It isn't going to come out, chick has no idea where I live, and my wife never comes by my job.
He doesn't. He's not married. He doesn't have a kid. All of this is made up. OP gets off on making fake stories to stroke his ego. This whole story reads like a white trash romance novel.TRSX said:But you are. Thus the responses.
You got pics of this chick? And your wife?
I'm starting to believe this myself. Something isn't adding up here.JumpOff said:He doesn't. He's not married. He doesn't have a kid. All of this is made up. OP gets off on making fake stories to stroke his ego. This whole story reads like a white trash romance novel.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.