Currently unemployed but have an idea to make $$$ and get new girls

[screwball]

Tell me what you guys think about selling sex toys to women.

You dress in a suit and sell door to door. Women get horny, you may get numbers and you wind up getting some dil-dough.

My friend told me I should try it. He knows a guy that owns a sex shop. Not sure if anyone does door to door anymore though.

I need to make a quick buck and get a good amount of cash so I can show my ex-BPD that I'm not only richer than her but getting tons of other girls numbers.

Just an idea. Probably stupid.

 

[lizardking82]

The idea is not stupid, the fact that you wanna do it to show your ex BPD is.

 

[screwball]

you're right lizard. im going to go to the shop tomorrow and see about a sales position.

I could use the cash.

 

[dude99]

Tell me what you guys think about selling sex toys to women.

You dress in a suit and sell door to door. Women get horny, you may get numbers and you wind up getting some dil-dough.

My friend told me I should try it. He knows a guy that owns a sex shop. Not sure if anyone does door to door anymore though.

I need to make a quick buck and get a good amount of cash so I can show my ex-BPD that I'm not only richer than her but getting tons of other girls numbers.

Just an idea. Probably stupid.

Sounds like something that will get the cops called on you and you may wind up on some states sexual predator list.

 

[kronreiff]

OP, from what you've been posting, your user name on the forum seems appropriate.

 

[Urbanyst]

Good idea, but you're doing it for all the wrong reasons.

Starting and running a business isn't easy. You need more devotion to your vision than "I want a quick buck and I want to impress some stupid b*tch".

In business people don't buy what you do/sell they buy WHY you do it and sell it. That's what makes a strong brand that leads you to making lots of money.

 

[AlphaNate]

Sounds like a quick way to get arrested.

 

[wifehunter]

Too bad... I was thinking of some funny spiels...

Lonely? husband not around? try Lumberjack Richard! the handy, dandy, lumber delivery system.

 

[bigneil]

Weeks ago I bought sex toys for my girlfriend of 6+ months and even I haven't shown them to her yet. I think you need to choose the right moment for that.

 

[wifehunter]

Weeks ago I bought sex toys for my girlfriend of 6+ months and even I haven't shown them to her yet. I think you need to choose the right moment for that.

Like when it's round 3? ??

 

[Young OG]

Forget your bpd ex and go get a real job. Nothing wrong with starting a business, but you usually need money to make money.

Also, you should read the DJ Bible.

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

Maybe you should just buy ONE dildo, and put it on your forehead, and make a big sign proclaiming the second coming of Jesus, and ask people for donations to the Dildo Preacher.

IF you made a bunch of separate 3-5 minute sermons and put each one on YouTube, you might become famous. Then every person you converted, you could tell them the only way to get into heaven would be to wear a dildo on their forehead, that way you'd have a "captured market." The bigger you grow your congregation, the more dildos you could sell.

 

[mrgoodstuff]

Tell me what you guys think about selling sex toys to women.

You dress in a suit and sell door to door. Women get horny, you may get numbers and you wind up getting some dil-dough.

My friend told me I should try it. He knows a guy that owns a sex shop. Not sure if anyone does door to door anymore though.

I need to make a quick buck and get a good amount of cash so I can show my ex-BPD that I'm not only richer than her but getting tons of other girls numbers.

Just an idea. Probably stupid.

Bouncer at a strip club. They get to bang due to social proofing within that fish bowl.

 

[zekko]

The idea is not stupid, the fact that you wanna do it to show your ex BPD is.

I agree with this, except I think the idea is bad also. Women prefer to buy sex toys from other women. Like Young OG says, get a real job.

 

[lizardking82]

I agree with this, except I think the idea is bad also. Women prefer to buy sex toys from other women. Like Young OG says, get a real job.

I meant it in a way that he would quickly understand that is probably not a good idea either, but sometimes it's better to let people "crash" and understand than warn them cause they don't listen anyway. But the fact he wants to do it to show his ex is just lame as ****.