"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I have Stinking breath i gotta admit.
i do take every precaution to mask it.

i think i've found my problem is due to small air pockets or tonsil have holes and food gets stuck and fermented there and sometimes i cough etc it comes back up and smells even GOD would run.

LoL should i get my Tonsils removed ?
my mouth isn;t too bad, i use hydrogen peroxide to gargle before.

This is how i keep my mouth Clean. (well for period of time 2 hrs)
1/Tongue Scraper (or spoon i like spoon better) DOH!
2/Floss
3/Hydrogen Peroxide Garle
3/Brush my teenth for 5 mins or 2mins with Bruan Electric brush but i don't like electric as much because it doesn;t feel as clean.
4/just rinse and garle with water again all this may take up to 10 minutes.

in morning i just quicky scrape and brush 2 mins, sometimes garle if i am not rushing to work.

I don;t know if there are any cure or food i should say away, apart from obvious junk, fried, and i normally wash my mouth with water after every meal.

Sounds clean ? but i still get people telling me my breath stinks!

VERY EMBARSSING!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by photo 1
Sounds incredibly simple but brush your teeth after every meal and invest in a good tongue cleaner. Because your tongue is where virtually all of the bad odours collect, and its not as if you ever clean it. So get a tongue cleaner.
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Why not just brush your tongue after you brush your teeth? I do that.
 
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drink lots of water, stay hydrated....dry mouth causes a lot of bad breath
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Look for products with sodium chlorate.

If you can't find any you could try highly diluted laundry bleach -- and I mean very highly diulted -- so you can barely taste it. Don't just gargle the stuff out of the bottle or you will end up dead.

Gargle it but don't swallow. Spit it out and rise with water.

Also, ask a doctor about your tonsils. He/she'd know.
 
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Originally posted by BobbDobbs
Look for products with sodium chlorate.

If you can't find any you could try highly diluted laundry bleach -- and I mean very highly diulted -- so you can barely taste it. Don't just gargle the stuff out of the bottle or you will end up dead.

Gargle it but don't swallow. Spit it out and rise with water.

Also, ask a doctor about your tonsils. He/she'd know.
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How about just gargling with some ƒucking LAVA!

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 \▄▄/ -- Sup dawwwwwg.
 
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