"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Cure For Bad Breath thread.

AETude

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I have Stinking breath i gotta admit.
i do take every precaution to mask it.

i think i've found my problem is due to small air pockets or tonsil have holes and food gets stuck and fermented there and sometimes i cough etc it comes back up and smells even GOD would run.

LoL should i get my Tonsils removed ?
my mouth isn;t too bad, i use hydrogen peroxide to gargle before.

This is how i keep my mouth Clean. (well for period of time 2 hrs)
1/Tongue Scraper (or spoon i like spoon better) DOH!
2/Floss
3/Hydrogen Peroxide Garle
3/Brush my teenth for 5 mins or 2mins with Bruan Electric brush but i don't like electric as much because it doesn;t feel as clean.
4/just rinse and garle with water again all this may take up to 10 minutes.

in morning i just quicky scrape and brush 2 mins, sometimes garle if i am not rushing to work.

I don;t know if there are any cure or food i should say away, apart from obvious junk, fried, and i normally wash my mouth with water after every meal.

Sounds clean ? but i still get people telling me my breath stinks!

VERY EMBARSSING!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by photo 1
Sounds incredibly simple but brush your teeth after every meal and invest in a good tongue cleaner. Because your tongue is where virtually all of the bad odours collect, and its not as if you ever clean it. So get a tongue cleaner.
Why not just brush your tongue after you brush your teeth? I do that.
 

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drink lots of water, stay hydrated....dry mouth causes a lot of bad breath
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Look for products with sodium chlorate.

If you can't find any you could try highly diluted laundry bleach -- and I mean very highly diulted -- so you can barely taste it. Don't just gargle the stuff out of the bottle or you will end up dead.

Gargle it but don't swallow. Spit it out and rise with water.

Also, ask a doctor about your tonsils. He/she'd know.
 

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Originally posted by BobbDobbs
Look for products with sodium chlorate.

If you can't find any you could try highly diluted laundry bleach -- and I mean very highly diulted -- so you can barely taste it. Don't just gargle the stuff out of the bottle or you will end up dead.

Gargle it but don't swallow. Spit it out and rise with water.

Also, ask a doctor about your tonsils. He/she'd know.
How about just gargling with some ƒucking LAVA!

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