"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Dont know if this has been brought up before but here goes. I'll admit it the day before I ****ing cried my eyes out and I admit it. It was just the susual bi-weekly arguments between mom and dad and I got cought up more than usual this time for some reason. I dont what hapened, I used to be a reall cry baby and I promised myself 7 years ago that would stop but WTF I'm only human and have my flaws so there.

I guess this is a sort of "out of the closet" thread because in the end were all just human :)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I cry too, but that's because I never knew what a AFC was until a year after I was a sobbering disaster.

We all learn :)
 
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Everyone cries.
 
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MightyMate said:
Real man never cry.
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bull****. your telling me your whole family gets killed in a car crash and then your diagnosed with cancer and your not going to cry?

beech please
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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scribblec said:
bull****. your telling me your whole family gets killed in a car crash and then your diagnosed with cancer and your not going to cry?

beech please
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that actually would send you into a state of not caring. its weird, i got put into the hospital and people were telling me all this horrible **** like i might never walk again or worse and i was just like okay whatever can you change the chanel i've already seen this game.

cant remember the last time i cried.
 
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