"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dont know if this has been brought up before but here goes. I'll admit it the day before I ****ing cried my eyes out and I admit it. It was just the susual bi-weekly arguments between mom and dad and I got cought up more than usual this time for some reason. I dont what hapened, I used to be a reall cry baby and I promised myself 7 years ago that would stop but WTF I'm only human and have my flaws so there.

I guess this is a sort of "out of the closet" thread because in the end were all just human :)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I cry too, but that's because I never knew what a AFC was until a year after I was a sobbering disaster.

We all learn :)
 
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Everyone cries.
 
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MightyMate said:
Real man never cry.
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bull****. your telling me your whole family gets killed in a car crash and then your diagnosed with cancer and your not going to cry?

beech please
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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scribblec said:
bull****. your telling me your whole family gets killed in a car crash and then your diagnosed with cancer and your not going to cry?

beech please
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that actually would send you into a state of not caring. its weird, i got put into the hospital and people were telling me all this horrible **** like i might never walk again or worse and i was just like okay whatever can you change the chanel i've already seen this game.

cant remember the last time i cried.
 
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