"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Dont know if this has been brought up before but here goes. I'll admit it the day before I ****ing cried my eyes out and I admit it. It was just the susual bi-weekly arguments between mom and dad and I got cought up more than usual this time for some reason. I dont what hapened, I used to be a reall cry baby and I promised myself 7 years ago that would stop but WTF I'm only human and have my flaws so there.

I guess this is a sort of "out of the closet" thread because in the end were all just human :)
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I cry too, but that's because I never knew what a AFC was until a year after I was a sobbering disaster.

We all learn :)
 
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Everyone cries.
 
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MightyMate said:
Real man never cry.
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bull****. your telling me your whole family gets killed in a car crash and then your diagnosed with cancer and your not going to cry?

beech please
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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scribblec said:
bull****. your telling me your whole family gets killed in a car crash and then your diagnosed with cancer and your not going to cry?

beech please
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that actually would send you into a state of not caring. its weird, i got put into the hospital and people were telling me all this horrible **** like i might never walk again or worse and i was just like okay whatever can you change the chanel i've already seen this game.

cant remember the last time i cried.
 
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