"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Cruise ships, security blankets, safety nets, life boats.

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There is the S.S Chad. The dreamy never ending exotic cruise liner with all the things she wants to show her the world.

Some guys are the orbiters or security blankets that console her when the S.S Chad takes her ticket and dumps her. She uses them for quick warmth till Chad takes her back aboard.

Other guys are safety nets. The guys she strings along as a marriage back up plan if she can't scurry up the ladder of the S.S Chad.

There are the life boat guys who she ends up with when her dreamy cruise ship man sinks for the ride only to carry her to shore, she exits, and starts a fresh new life safetly on land never looking back.

Sounds pretty spot on.

I'd also include the sharks. Incels, PUA, game dudes. She wants nothing to do with them and spreads her arms on the bow of the S.S Chad who keeps her safe and happy.

Thoughts?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Are you a woman? Did you get catfished by the Chad of your dreams? Or are you a salty wk cap'n save a hoe?
You have given no other information about yourself other than you love catfishing women online. People know who I am here and I have a solid reputation (not a good one, but a reputation nonetheless) so I don't have to answer to you, you have to answer to me. Nobody knows who you are other than that one thread you posted. Why are you so guarded? What are you hiding? Why are you on here? You obviously don't want any advice and just like catfishing.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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