"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Crotch Rot...?! lol

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Stank Nutz

Sup All...


Alright lets hear the techniques you all employ, to keep the Nutz from end of the day... Sweaty Stank!?

lol... lets hear it'


SuaveOn'
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Goldbond, extra strength.

It feels like a thousand gnomes are massaging your balls with icy cool hands.
 
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haha a thousand gnomes

genious

umm just dont ever use aftershave or cologne, i did that once, and that will be the ONLY time i do that in my lifetime.....ouch

just take a damn shower and use that awesome invention called soap.
 

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Originally posted by downfallofdisbelief
[Bumm just dont ever use aftershave or cologne, i did that once, and that will be the ONLY time i do that in my lifetime.....ouch

just take a damn shower and use that awesome invention called soap. [/B]
:crackup: HAHA!!!

I used to use cologne to neutralize swamp arse gasses. Light sprays here and there throughout the day... I loved the aura it set for me(I was AFC in that I didn't care what other people thought of me) I reeked of cheap cologne.

I'd go off at night to the bar and make some new friends. I almost always make sure I hit the showers before goin out. One night I didn't, and I F closed that night as well...

let's say after that drunken ONS I never wore anything down there again... the girl started bobbin on me, it was alright, not the best BJ, but it turned out to be a case of blue balls in the end. ****in retard me didn't rinse before sex, and she almost sandpapered her tongue off.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Gold Bond.
 
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