"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Crotch Rot...?! lol
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
phillyb
Don Juan
otherwise use your own judgement!!!
downfallofdisbelief
Don Juan
genious
umm just dont ever use aftershave or cologne, i did that once, and that will be the ONLY time i do that in my lifetime.....ouch
just take a damn shower and use that awesome invention called soap.
Boner da Stoner
Master Don Juan
:crackup: HAHA!!!
I used to use cologne to neutralize swamp arse gasses. Light sprays here and there throughout the day... I loved the aura it set for me(I was AFC in that I didn't care what other people thought of me) I reeked of cheap cologne.
I'd go off at night to the bar and make some new friends. I almost always make sure I hit the showers before goin out. One night I didn't, and I F closed that night as well...
let's say after that drunken ONS I never wore anything down there again... the girl started bobbin on me, it was alright, not the best BJ, but it turned out to be a case of blue balls in the end. ****in retard me didn't rinse before sex, and she almost sandpapered her tongue off.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.