"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Its the area he lives in. One of the top 10 richest countys in the states... He went to a private school in high school... A very exspensive school... He won't be kicking anyone's ass unless daddy paid for martial arts too...TESV said:Gay Abercrombie Wannabee vibe runnin rampant through your @##&$*(. You have got to be joking here!!!!!
jlr12584 said:and if i happen to meet you dasani, i'll just kick ur ass and accept it.
from the looks of your page, i doubt you'll be kicking anyone's ass.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
BTW, WTF is up with the "I'm too sexy" song on your page. That is just wrong in so many ways. You need to revamp your page quickly.
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jlr12584 said:the song on my page is meant for humorous reasons... i dont take myself as seriously as you guys think. if u read the captions on my pictures u'll see it is half meant as a joke.
Dude, just telling you, you are tryin' waayyyy to hard to be "Sexy", just let it be. That is the first impression anybody gets. Your pics, your captions, your "I'm so much smarter than everyone else", "You will you had my body" shtick, etc. It is coming across as you takin' yourself too serious. Women are a lot better at smelling this.
You sound very uptight and like a guy who, while might havea lot going for yourself, is not very interesting (BORING!!!!). Don't take it personal, Just offering you some advice, since you posted here asking for feedback.
Also, your question/answer section is not necessary, and will only hurt you.
Opinions/ Thoughts
037. Aborption? against
038. Gay rights? against
039. Violence in the media? for
040. Micheal Jackson? i hate
041. Aids? i hate
People ready don't care for that stuff, and will actually hold it against you. They will judged you, prematurely. Unless, off course, you order yourself a mail order bride who will be totally submisive and cater to all your needs and beliefs, and who will never dare have her own independent thoughts. People here are right, this has to be a joke, or you're just a troll.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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1) More armpit shots - you have phenomenal armpits, son. Show them off. Women will get so aroused at the sight of your armpits that they will go on dates with you and make love to you afterwards!!
2) You shouldn't be proud of the fact that you don't read.