"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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critique my myspace page...

Eccentric

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Get some bad ass music. Add Whitesnake or something.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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TESV said:
Gay Abercrombie Wannabee vibe runnin rampant through your @##&$*(. You have got to be joking here!!!!!
Its the area he lives in. One of the top 10 richest countys in the states... He went to a private school in high school... A very exspensive school... He won't be kicking anyone's ass unless daddy paid for martial arts too...
 

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its true... im not gonna get shot walking out the door where i live. but just because i dont wear fubu or clothes 6 sizes too large on me doesnt make me gay. maybe if you stopped acting like ur such a wigger badass u'd be an okay person.
 

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jlr12584 said:
and if i happen to meet you dasani, i'll just kick ur ass and accept it.

from the looks of your page, i doubt you'll be kicking anyone's ass.
 

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sure buddy... funny how some of you keyboard jockeys are so tough on here. you and i both know u wouldnt say **** to my face because my arms are three times bigger than ur legs.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Dude, you crack me up. You're arms are not big at all! You wouldn't scare a freaking fly. I may be a keyboard jockey, just as much as you, but I guarantee you hardly anyone would be afraid of the likes of you if they saw you on the street. Before you act so arrogant, you need to acquire something to act arrogant about. Put about three more inches on your arms and then I might think twice about saying something to you.

BTW, WTF is up with the "I'm too sexy" song on your page. That is just wrong in so many ways. You need to revamp your page quickly.
 

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Dude, that song's gotta go. It would be funny if it was some fat guy being sarcastic, but your ad gives every indication you're really trying to be "too sexy."
 

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the song on my page is meant for humorous reasons... i dont take myself as seriously as you guys think. if u read the captions on my pictures u'll see it is half meant as a joke.
 

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jlr12584 said:
the song on my page is meant for humorous reasons... i dont take myself as seriously as you guys think. if u read the captions on my pictures u'll see it is half meant as a joke.

Dude, just telling you, you are tryin' waayyyy to hard to be "Sexy", just let it be. That is the first impression anybody gets. Your pics, your captions, your "I'm so much smarter than everyone else", "You will you had my body" shtick, etc. It is coming across as you takin' yourself too serious. Women are a lot better at smelling this.

You sound very uptight and like a guy who, while might havea lot going for yourself, is not very interesting (BORING!!!!). Don't take it personal, Just offering you some advice, since you posted here asking for feedback.

Also, your question/answer section is not necessary, and will only hurt you.


Opinions/ Thoughts
037. Aborption? against
038. Gay rights? against
039. Violence in the media? for
040. Micheal Jackson? i hate
041. Aids? i hate

People ready don't care for that stuff, and will actually hold it against you. They will judged you, prematurely. Unless, off course, you order yourself a mail order bride who will be totally submisive and cater to all your needs and beliefs, and who will never dare have her own independent thoughts. People here are right, this has to be a joke, or you're just a troll.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Eccentric

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Never bring up religion or politics. 2 very touchy subjects with people.
 

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2 points:

1) More armpit shots - you have phenomenal armpits, son. Show them off. Women will get so aroused at the sight of your armpits that they will go on dates with you and make love to you afterwards!!

2) You shouldn't be proud of the fact that you don't read.
 

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If I were you I would drop the whole "I'm metro, I love my body and so do you even though I'm scronny but I think I'm huge because I stare at myself in the mirror all day" look, and throw in some pics of you changing your oil, or chopping down a tree.
 
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