"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Cringe..
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
AureliusMaximus
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Well we all know that "simping" is real thing these days that many men do, but this is on steroids.
Joke or not; it might as well be real too with so many AFC's desperate for V and will do anything to get their wick wet.
Still mega cringe tho.
BackInTheGame78
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Whether it is fake or not, I've seen and know of situations like this so it actually happens.
pipeman84
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Yeah, this might be a joke, but there was a true story I read not long ago about a young guy who met a pregnant girl on Tinder and even stayed with her in the hospital while she gave birth to the baby.
pipeman84
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So it looks like they're still together and had another baby.there was a true story I read not long ago about a young guy who met a pregnant girl on Tinder and even stayed with her in the hospital while she gave birth to the baby.
Mum who gave birth on fourth date reveals controversial rules in relationship
A COUPLE who’s fourth date was in the delivery room have revealed the “controversial” rules they follow in their relationship. Alyssa Hodges, 21, and her Tinder beau Max Silvy, 26, took things fast…
www.thesun.co.uk
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
BackInTheGame78
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Basically the dude saw it as a shortcut to lock down a girl likely out of his league normally by taking on her burden with her.So it looks like they're still together and had another baby.
Mum who gave birth on fourth date reveals controversial rules in relationship
A COUPLE who’s fourth date was in the delivery room have revealed the “controversial” rules they follow in their relationship. Alyssa Hodges, 21, and her Tinder beau Max Silvy, 26, took things fast…
Let's be real...is this chick even looking twice at this dude if she wasn't pregnant and in desperate need of someone's help? Probably not.
This will end poorly for him when he finds out she has been cheating on him for a long time one day.
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That's what happens when you willfully give her your balls on a silver platter.
pipeman84
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https://www.instagram.com/alyssajane01 They seem to me to be quite matched from a physical point of view. Why wouldn't she look twice at him? She's an average, plain Jane and he's a trim dude, taller than her.
Divorced w 3
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This is exactly why my girl doesn’t know I have a vasectomy. It’s reversible so if we need to cross that bridge down the line we will.
pipeman84
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Yeah, his face would fit perfectly in a picture dictionary right next to 'beta male'.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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Well, that was a twist...
But I mean yeah, it can't be real. It's probably a teenager looking for TikTok stardom.
But I mean yeah, it can't be real. It's probably a teenager looking for TikTok stardom.
ManFromTartarus
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Fake
That baby doesn't look like she has a speck of Caucasian DNA.
....and it's posted by those twin YouTube fools that worship Trump.
That baby doesn't look like she has a speck of Caucasian DNA.
....and it's posted by those twin YouTube fools that worship Trump.
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LOL
That is biggest and worst scenario NIGHTMARE, EVER. How utterly sad, depressing, and mortally sinful.
That is biggest and worst scenario NIGHTMARE, EVER. How utterly sad, depressing, and mortally sinful.
AureliusMaximus
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Yeah, its like the worst horror movie where Freddie Krüger is just a nice baby boy comparing this "scary movie" ha ha.
Just because the mother is caucasian and the father is black doesn't equal to that in all cases that the child is whiter. Sometimes it could be reverse e.g. darker skin.
So claiming that the video is fake because of that is a weak argument.
Sometimes one of the parents characteristics is stronger and more dominant which could produce the result which you see in the video.
Nature is a weird freak sometimes.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
ManFromTartarus
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I have a lot more experience on this subject than you may realize, trying to support your BS posting with nature is freaky is an even weaker argument.Yeah, its like the worst horror movie where Freddie Krüger is just a nice baby boy comparing this "scary movie" ha ha.
Just because the mother is caucasian and the father is black doesn't equal to that in all cases that the child is whiter. Sometimes it could be reverse e.g. darker skin.
So claiming that the video is fake because of that is a weak argument.
Sometimes one of the parents characteristics is stronger and more dominant which could produce the result which you see in the video.
Nature is a weird freak sometimes.
You posted up a fake vid and almost every reply pointed that out to you, accept it & move on.
If it was real, the slide “we broke up again after the baby was born“ is missing. The kid looks like a teenager, no reason to ruin his life raising what is obviously not his child. This is an example of the narrative where women/girls are not expected to be accountable for their poor decisions but this simp is brainwashed to think that “a good man would take care of her bastard child.” Nope, I’m out. Good luck with Tyrone’s baby.
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Fake because it's a black baby? Did y'all miss the joke or something? It's hilarious and probably real too.
I swear some of you are autistic.
The Hodge Twins do a damn good show for y'all.
When I was 14 I had trouble at school and my folks decided to 'homeschool' me that year. From 9am till 12pm I watched Maury, Jenny, Montel and Jerry.
This is the education kids need right now.
I swear some of you are autistic.
The Hodge Twins do a damn good show for y'all.
When I was 14 I had trouble at school and my folks decided to 'homeschool' me that year. From 9am till 12pm I watched Maury, Jenny, Montel and Jerry.
This is the education kids need right now.
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