"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Creepers who Text (what not to do)

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Male Creeper 2:19pm: Yeah, so mine’s an 8.

Me 2:19pm: - What? Sorry, who is this?

Male Creeper 2:2pm: Is this Tanya?

Me 2:23pm: Nope. Not Tanya.

Male Creeper 2:25pm: Oh, sorry! Have a good day!

Me 2:25pm: Np, you too.

Male Creeper 2:32pm: Good thing I didn’t send the picture then, lol.

Me: (no response)

Male Creeper 2:40pm: Lol

Me: (no response)

Male Creeper 2:45pm: Lol?

Me: (no response)

This is funny cause I saw this being advocated by some PUA. You send a text that's supposedly meant for another girl and send it to your target. Supposed to build social proof or some other sort of yadda yadda.
 
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ArcBound said:
This is funny cause I saw this being advocated by some PUA. You send a text that's supposedly meant for another girl and send it to your target. Supposed to build social proof or some other sort of yadda yadda.
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You're probably talking about Roissy.

http://roissy.wordpress.com/2010/07/30/non-sequitur-game/

A similar version of non sequitur game is reverse eavesdropping game (REG). This is where you send a text to a girl that has nothing to do with her and is clearly not meant for her, thus inducing her to “eavesdrop” on your putatively private conversation. The REG text should be constructed such that it hints at your high value and/or social proof. Something like “bring the chips and i’ll get the booze. it’s gonna be crazy.” Or “hey troublemaker, how are those red heels holding up?”, which is quite devious since you have any number of plausible excuses to explain the text to her — “I meant to text my friend. She stole a pair of shoes yesterday” — but not before she has stewed in her jealousy for a while. The beauty of the REG DHV (aaaand two consecutive acronyms! high five me!) is how effortlessly it slips under your target’s poseur identification alert system. It’s almost as if a third party is communicating your high value to her. Naturally, she will be inclined to text back immediately, and this will mindfvck her into thinking you are a higher value guy than she originally thought.
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It's important to note, though, Roissy advocates against text conversations. A man with a harem has no time for text conversations.
 
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This one takes the cake

Male Creeper 8:05pm: Hi. Are you into CBT ballbusting?

Me 8:05pm: ?

Male Creeper 8:06pm: Have you ever dominated a man by his nuts and made him your slave?
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Rogue said:
A man with a harem has no time for text conversations./QUOTE]

Very true. So true. Too true.

Hell, a MAN himself with or without a harem has no time for text.
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Rogue said:
You're probably talking about Roissy.

http://roissy.wordpress.com/2010/07/30/non-sequitur-game/

It's important to note, though, Roissy advocates against text conversations. A man with a harem has no time for text conversations.
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Yeah that might have been it. For me Roissy is a hit and miss. A lot of his advice is golden, but lately he just writes a lot of off topic posts. I think he even mentioned at one point that the "Chateau" doesn't have the original host/writer anymore and a lot of people commented on that, but it was quickly forgotten.
 
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I like this one (guy texting a girl who's sitting right across from him):

Male Creeper 9:13 pm: Were sitting in the center area

Male Creeper 9:15 pm: Were sitting in the center area

Male Creeper 11:05 pm: Did u walk in then leave lol

Me 11:07 pm: Im at the bar!

Male Creeper 11:08 pm: lol

(The following texts take place when he’s sitting right across from me. Will not talk face to face)

Male Creeper 11:19 pm: Bout time lol you look great

Male Creeper 11:21 pm: You available to hang out

Me 11:22 pm: ??? I’m here now haha

Male Creeper 11:23 pm: I meant another time
 
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My God! What is the deal with adding "lol" to the end of fvcking EVERYTHING these days?

what you up to lol
you here lol
where u at lol
lets do something lol
you available lol
 
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When you don't have anything to say, you momentarily lapse and say "uh" "um" "kinda like" and all those filler words. Lol is just the same thing on the computer. You don't always type lol cause something is funny, you type it because you don't directly know how to respond to something OR you are a little uncertain of what you are sending. Brain fart of the keyboard if you will. I knew some people who put lol's in front of the sentence and at the end.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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This one is a perfect illustration of Borderline Personality Disorder:

Female Creeper 10:12pm: (Missed call)

Female Creeper 10:24pm: I’m staying over. Okay!

Female Creeper 10:25pm: I’m staying over. Okay!

Female Creeper 10:29pm: Are you able to answer?.

Female Creeper 10:34pm: (Missed call)

Female Creeper 10:40pm: (Missed call)

Female Creeper 10:48pm: (Missed call)

Female Creeper 10:54pm: (Missed call)

Female Creeper 11:00pm: (Missed call)

Female Creeper 11:05pm: (Missed call)

Female Creeper 11:05pm: What did I do?

Female Creeper 11:07pm: I at least get to know that.

Female Creeper 11:14pm: (Missed call)

Female Creeper 11:15pm: This is weird. Whath’s going on?

Female Creeper 11:26pm: (Missed call)

Female Creeper 11:28pm: I deserve an answer.

Female Creeper 11:32pm: (Missed call)

Female Creeper 11:36pm: Jason. Will you let me talk to you?

Female Creeper 11:42pm: (Missed call)

Female Creeper 11:42pm: Explanation please.

Female Creeper 11:45pm: If I come back over are you going to threaten the cops again?

Female Creeper 11:48pm: (Missed call)

Female Creeper 11:49pm: I’m coming over.

Female Creeper 11:55pm: Answer. It’s cold

Me 11:57pm: You’re insane, stop

Female Creeper 12:00am: Will you at least tell me why i’m insane?

Female Creeper 12:33am: I really thought you were awesome, but what?

Female Creeper 12:38am: For future reference, what did i do wrong? What makes me insane?

Female Creeper 12:42am: Missed call

Female Creeper 12:49am: I’m bummed, bc i was really starting to like you.

Female Creeper 12:57am: Missed call

(5 voicemails)

(At some point she convinced my roommate to let her into the house…this is the point where I threatened to call the police)
 
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